What is the Weirdest Sex Scene in Film?

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I'm going to throw in a nod for a lot of Stuart Gordon's movies. Guy took Lovecraft, and converted it body horror.

Re-Animator really brought new meaning to the term (NOPE NOT GOING THERE REDACTED) and then From Beyond (HAHAHAHA REDACTING AGAIN.)
Though those are more shown for horror, whereas the two I mentioned previously (BTK and Tampopo) are more for, frankly I don't know.

Edit: That "redaction" is me. Common sense in use before I posted this once.

"The Bronze" had two gymnasts basically having sex while doing gymnastic stuff.

I saw a film called "realm of the senses" once, from Japan. It is basically a soft core porno, but it is a very, very strange film.

Also, "Y Tu Mama Tambien", or "And your.mother too!" from Mexico.

Most German love scenes. They seem like two angry weasels fighting to the death. Never hits romantic or titillating to me.

I hear there's at least one scene in Saltburn that probably qualifies for this thread. Haven't watched it yet, but it's on my list.

Showgirls. The sex scene in the pool.

It's like he's fucking a trout while it's being electrocuted. Or one of those car dealership wacky flailing tube men.

All these years, and I'm still not sure whether it's supposed to be funny or not.

I see David Cronenberg and Stuart Gordon up there. Weird sex is pretty much part of their approach to filmmaking so I will go with those.

Last Tango in Paris. With Marlon Brando…don’t remember the French actress. Brando used butter as a lube while having anal sex on the kitchen floor.

The Room. Seeing Tommy Wiseau's bare behind just once is unforgettable, no matter how much you try to forget. It like hentaiz

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Last Tango in Paris. With Marlon Brando…don’t remember the French actress. Brando used butter as a lube while having anal sex on the kitchen floor.

Maria Schneider. She was not informed of the scene (which was not in the script) until moments before and director Bertolucci insisted it not be simulated. She suffered for years after and died at 58.

Try The River scene in Quest for Fire.

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Maria Schneider. She was not informed of the scene (which was not in the script) until moments before and director Bertolucci insisted it not be simulated. She suffered for years after and died at 58.

Yikes, serious scumbaggery at work there. I have not seen Last Tango and didn’t realize I was echoing it when I wrote Island Pleasures last year. At least no one was assaulted in the making of my version.

As for Saltburn, I’ve now seen it, and it wasn’t as weird as I expected.

"Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid to Ask)"

Woody Allen plays the part of a sperm cell who is afraid to perform his mission. He asks one of the other sperm cells what he thinks it will be like out there. The other responds, "It's just like in film school. There's the ovum and the egg." Woody responds, "You hear these stories like how some of these women are taking these pills." Basically, it's the story about what actually happens in the human body during intercourse, with Tony Randall and others in the mission control room (the brain).