Her texts were always interesting, sometimes funny, and occasionally profound. I enjoyed getting them and thought I'd like to meet the woman sending them. So, by text, I asked her if she'd like to have dinner with me.
"I thought you'd never ask," she said, "I was about to ask you."
She greeted me at her door in a light blue dress that showed almost enough cleavage to get her arrested and ended well above her knees. She entered my little, old Mercedes 190 SL roadster properly, her incredible rear first, then she swung in her long perfect legs.
We went to a trendy, upscale restaurant where they knew me, so we had a good table and excellent service. When I told her I would order a vegetarian meal, she asked me to order the same for her. That made me like her, a lot.
As the meal ended she went to the ladies' room and when she returned, she put her little purse and a blue hanky on the floor at her feet.
When the waiter returned my credit card and receipt he leaned over and whispered, "Good luck, but I don't think you'll need it." He nodded toward my companion's purse and hanky, which on second sighting turned out to be a purse and a light blue thong.
At the valet stand, we were told it would take a few minutes to retrieve the roadster.
Waiting, she stood in front of me and backed into me. My cock, which for some reason was erect, slid between her ass cheeks. Embarrassed, I took a step back. She took a step back into me again and my cock found its place between her ass cheeks again.
"Does that feel good?" she asked.
"You know it does," I said.
The car arrived and as she headed for the passenger door, she pulled her skirt up, well above her stocking tops. The valet was so shocked that he stood frozen in place. So she opened the door, herself, put her ass in and then swung those legs in.
I was about to ask her what was wrong with the valet when I saw her perfect, almost hairless pussy. She had put her purse and the thong in the footwell. (I later discovered stubble, less than an inch wide, that was shaved in the form of an arrow pointing to her pussy.) I put the car in gear and exited the parking lot and joined evening traffic.
She reached across the center hump and undid my belt and unzipped my fly. My engorged cock popped out of my boxers. She leaned over, grasped its base, put her lips over its head and gave it a little bite.
My body jerked and I said, "Ouch, that hurt."
"I just wanted to get your attention," she said, still holding the base of my cock and now reaching further to cup my balls.
"Do you mind if I use ten percent of my attention to drive and keep from getting us killed?" I asked.