"FUCK!"
"Good evening, dear neighbour," it sounded from a deep, warm and friendly voice. It was the father from the rental summer house next door. He stood right up against the front door, and was about to tumble in when I opened it, while the daughter, the deranged harlot, stood carefully in the background. She was nervous, and stood just so far away that my outdoor light could barely pick up her figure, and hid cunningly in the dark behind her dear father.
"Well, good evening, is everything okay?" I asked, trying to sound concerned and completely ignorant about the reason for his visit. Of course I knew very well why he was here. But my experience with police officers had hardened me, so a pitiful old man like him was nothing.
"My daughter here," he half-turned and looked at his ashamed daughter, who clung tightly to one arm, and otherwise looked like a frozen icicle, as tense as she was. "Smoked weed here today while we haven't been home." He looked at me with a serious look, and shook his head at his dear baby girl.
“Weed? Where the hell did you get that from?” I raised my head to look over the father and towards the daughter.
"Yes, you see, that's it," the father sighed.
"She claims she got it from you."
"From me?!" I exclaimed speechless, desperately trying to maintain the fake facade as the panic within me grew. My speechlessness was acting, but the panic was definitely not. I could clearly feel my heartbeat galloping around in my chest.
"What the hell, man! How dare you come around in these late hours with such idiotic accusations," I raised my voice, tightened the expression on my face, and puffed up a bit.
"Wow, wow, it wasn't like that," the father backed away a bit before continuing. “But I hope you can understand my suspicion. Besides, we know you smoke, it can be easily smelled over the hedge, especially in the evening,” he continued, trying to create a back cover for his actions. I narrowed my eyes and thought about my next move.
"I don't know what to say, dear neighbor. I can only deny and hope you take my word for it. If I'm being honest, I'd like to know where she gets her weed from, because I'm in a situation where I'm lacking,” I said, being sincere with the last part. If I wasn't very wrong I had two or three small joints left.
The father turned to his daughter and shook his head sadly, to show his deep disappointment in her.
“You can see for yourself! Two different stories, making it impossible to judge who to believe!” He turned to me again. "Thank you, dear neighbour, sorry for the inconvenience, and sorry that you had to interfere in our private affair."
“No reason,” I raised my arm and waved as he turned and left my property. He walked past his daughter without a single word. She followed him with wide eyes, and then looked up at me. I opened my eyes and actually felt sympathy for the poor beauty. It almost blew my mind that her father could be so naive to think that it couldn't have been me that his dear daughter had gotten the hash from in the first place. It made sense then, especially now that they could smell weed smoke from my property, which surprised me. But the fact that he chose to trust a total stranger over his own daughter, his own flesh and blood. Hold on, I was lost for words.
I giggled in surprise and shook my head in pity as I looked at his daughter. It didn't really occur to me that there were parents like him. The daughter turned and followed her father. I followed her with my gaze until she was off my lot and out of sight, then I closed the door behind me and went back inside.
"To think I got away so easily," I sighed, and was actually relieved that I got away unscathed. Things could have ended much worse.
A little over an hour later in the evening, I stood up against the door frame of the patio door, enjoying the moment with my one-smoke joint and the beginning night sounds of nature. Yes, you might think that we have heard that so many times before, but that was actually how my life worked when I was on holiday. I took care of myself, isolated myself from the outside world as much as I could, and drank and smoked when I had the opportunity. The TV was off, and only the living room lamp in the corner was on with dim light from a cheap energy-saving bulb, while I enjoyed my own company.
"Ahhhh," the silence was liberating, and the sky was cloudless, and was not shy to show off its many beautiful stars. They blinked eagerly down at me, reminding me that it was close to midnight. But the moment passed quickly as my sense of hearing picked up a rustling spectacle from the garden. My eyes darted around as I tried to locate the sound. Thank God they had gotten used to the darkness, and could see most of the garden a few meters ahead.
"Who's there?" I whispered out loud when I spotted a figure hiding behind a couple of my wild bushes.
"What are you up to?!" I continued as the figure emerged from the bushes and slowly moved towards me. It was a nail-biting moment. I clenched one fist, ready to fight, but also prepared to run inside and quickly lock the door behind me. The gentle breeze, and the many sounds of the night, only made it worse for the atmosphere.
A great relief flowed through me as I was finally able to put a face to the unfamiliar figure, who turned out to be the beautiful daughter as she arrived and stood just a few meters from my terrace. It was her long blonde hair that came into view first, followed by her blue cowboy jacket, with a large shoulder bag over it, and a pair of black Adidas pants with white stripes around the legs. She edged closer, and stopped abruptly when her feet reached the tile edge of the terrace. My eyebrows twitched in astonishment as she stared blankly at the ground a few feet from me.
“What do you want?” My voice was softer this time.
"Can I sleep with you tonight?" She slowly raised her head and looked sadly up at me with an almost lifeless expression on her face. I could quickly conclude that she had been crying because her cheeks were red.
"Why on earth would I allow that?" it flew out of me before I could think about the reason for her question.
"My father has thrown me out." Her voice cracked in the middle, and she began to snort. I tightened my lips, and had incredible difficulty hiding my inner joy. I had to take a deep calming breath to keep my superior smile off my lips.
"I don't really know," I replied passively, taking a cheerful whiff of the joint to let her sweat a little.
"Please be nice. I've been walking around the neighborhood for over an hour now. None of my friends are answering and I have nowhere else to go.”
I looked at her coldly without answering and then moved my gaze up to the stars and gave her the cold shoulder. As I stood there I could hear her feet moving. The sound of footsteps became clearer and finally, I could feel her touches.
"Come on, I'll be nice to you," she sang seductively in her feminine voice, and placed both hands lovingly on my chest. One of her index fingers danced in circular motions around one of my nipples, while the other hand caressed down to my crotch in slalom motions. The long nails tickled their way through my blouse and towards my cock, who registered every touch. A mild electric shock raced through my upper body as she reached down past my navel. My nipples soon became stiff and bulged out through the fabric, which the hot goddess took advantage of.
When her other hand reached down far enough, it dug searchingly up the outside of my shorts until it finally got hold of my growing member, which she gently squeezed. I sighed heavily as our eyes looked deep into each other's. She thrust her chin forward and smiled mischievously as her smile grew in step with my erection. She seemed impressed and I could sense a gushing lust welling up in her. However, I doubted whether it was genuine, but merely shook my head, concluding that it did not matter much whether it was genuine or not.
I placed my hand on the side of her narrow head and brushed one of the golden locks behind her ear. My thumb caressed her cheek lovingly, and slowly made its way towards the mischievous smile. I pushed the soft and warm lips, and at one point tilted the lower lip down. The bitch automatically loosened her jaws and invited my lustful thumb inside. It immediately accepted the offer, burrowing in between to land on the comfortable fleshy blanket of a tongue. She giggled moaning, and then embraced my thumb with her lips while her tongue made small and short licks. It was clear that she was playing with me, making an effort to show what she would do, to show her gratitude if I helped her.