It was my first time visiting a nude beach.
Yeah, I know, I know ... this shouldn't be the start of a sex story. Nudity is natural, and not necessarily sexual. I shouldn't be getting horny seeing all those naked bodies.
But tell that to my lizard brain. Deep down, I was getting excited, even with the near-total lack of women in the crowd.
Also, tell that to the other guys there. As I walked through a more crowded, very all-male section of the beach, I noticed pairs of men coming and going from the woods behind the beach.
As I passed through this section, up ahead I actually saw one guy put his hand on the flaccid cock of his partner and start stroking it. He quickly withdrew his hand when he saw me coming, maybe worried I might be a park ranger.
Despite the obvious action happening, I was not going to hook up with some random stranger. But I was still horny as hell. When I reached a quieter section of the beach, I myself ducked into the woods to take care of things solo. I came into my hand and slurped it down.
As I made my way back onto one of the main paths, I saw a topless couple coming from the direction of the beach entrance. The woman had a dark brown ponytail, a deep tan with lots of freckles; really cute. She was also pregnant, maybe three to four months, which was starting to show in her large-ish breasts' darkened nipples and enlarged areolae.
The guy in the couple was Asian, just under 6 feet. Sorry, I didn't notice more details about him. In retrospect, I should have.
As we got close enough to really see each other, the woman suddenly gave me a reflexive smile, bigger than I would normally expect from a stranger.
After they passed, I looked down and realized my penis, though soft, was still red and enlarged from my jerk session. It was clear she had reacted to that.
An instant later I heard a male voice behind me shout, "Hey, Joe!"
I whirled around to see the guy in the couple was my former coworker, Ted.
We greeted each other as if we'd just bumped into each other on the street, Ted introducing his wife as Jeri. Pretending it wasn't awkward, we made the expected small talk about Ted's new job, the office politics where I still worked, and their soon-to-be second child.
But as the conversation turned to Jeri's pregnancy, she nonchalantly said, "Ugh, this pregnancy has got me thinking about sex nonstop" Biting her lower lip and grinning slyly at me, she tilted her head towards the woods and inquired, "Care to join us?"
Ted put his hand on my shoulder and encouraged me: "It pretty much takes two guys to satisfy her right now. And seeing all those dudes going into the woods drives her crazy whenever we come here."