"Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen, to the Hollywood Celebrity Entertainment Show. If you've just joined us, here's Joanne with today's biggest news story."
"Why, thank you, John. As you may have already heard, there are unconfirmed reports that two-time Academy Award winner and undoubtedly one of Hollywood's most successful actresses, Hailey Buchanan, has been leading a secret double life as Reddits' Beverly Hills Girl 90210. A fellow Redditor claims he has irrefutable proof that the Marvel superhero and Beverly Hills Girl 90210, are one and the same."
Turning to face another camera, Joanne looked like she was preparing to confide something personal to a special girlfriend. "Unfortunately," she said, "we're not allowed to show any pictures of Beverly Hills Girl 90210 here, firstly, because they're protected under Californian Copyright laws and secondly, images containing depictions of pornographic activity can only be shown after the watershed. And we don't need any trouble with the broadcasting authorities."
Joanne's thousand-watt smile of satisfaction almost melted the camera lens. Then the view cut back to the whole studio as both presenters beamed proudly at the camera before John inclined his head and spoke gravely. "And that, ladies and gentlemen, is all we've got time for tonight. But, if you want more information on any of this week's top stories, don't hesitate to visit www dot hollycelebshow dot com and follow the links to the stars. Coming up next, your weekly dose of those four nerds and their attractive neighbour in the Big Bang Theor…"
"Fuck, you're a hypocritical bitch," I screamed, my hand shaking in rage as I pointed the remote control at the television.
As the screen turned black, the cabin of the Lear Jet fell silent. While cursing my stupidity, I gazed out of the small window and wondered how I would survive the oncoming storm of bad publicity. In the distance, a few stars twinkled, and my thoughts turned blacker than the darkening heavens while I fantasised about what I'd like to do to Joanne Woodford, a self-righteous, blonde airhead if ever there was one.
"At least when I expose myself, it's on my terms, Mrs Goody Fucking Two Shoes," I mumbled, biting on my knuckles to help contain my anger.
Mrs Joanne Woodford was just one of the many celebrities who became victims of the original 'fappenings' revelations. The series of homemade films and pictures stolen from Joanne's cloud had been nothing short of spectacular.
Rumours about Joanne's sex life had amused Hollywood for years, but no one had dared to speak up. The revelation of Hollywood's so-called moral compass being captured in numerous compromising situations had been front-page news for at least a week. If she found out who had blabbed, she could destroy a career as easily as breaking a twig, and she wouldn't think twice about her actions. So, having images on my computer screen of Joanne engaged in hardcore action was quite satisfying.
Anal, oral, watersports, and orgies were all there for everyone with an internet connection to see, and I wondered if Joanne Woodford's carnal appetites knew no bounds.
Judging by all the different cocks and pussies involved, one could easily be forgiven for thinking Joanne had long forsaken her marital vows to forgo all others. With so many 'facial' photos, she certainly believed in the nutritional benefits sperm provided for her skin. She certainly didn't mind sharing her body — and often, it seemed a case of more the merrier.
Be that as it may, because Joanne was the victim of hackers, the big wigs in showbiz land forgave her, and all in all, she came out of the whole affair smelling of roses. Of course, the humble apology she was forced to make on the show — providing the highest ratings in the history of Hollywood Celebrity Entertainment — didn't harm her case. Network bosses might be cold-hearted bastards, but even they knew not to kill the goose that had lain the golden egg. Happily, that was all a few years ago, and although Joanne's pictures are still floating around on the big wide web, there have been so many other scandals since then that nobody seems to care anymore. That was little comfort to me.
Although I hadn't addressed the recent accusations, Joanne and I both knew I was about to feature prominently in the latest "Hollywood scandal."
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After losing my virginity, sex captivated and aroused me, notably Hollywood's fascination with its female sex symbols. Racquel Walsh, Jane Fonda and Angie Dickinson, amongst others, were my role models. After turning eighteen, I solemnly informed my parents that I wanted to become one of Hollywood's leading ladies. Instead of insisting I "do something sensible" with my life, they helped me enlist at the Los Angeles School of Performing Arts and provided me with financial support during those early days. To this day, they are my biggest fans, and happily, I'm more than capable of repaying them for their financial support.
During my studies, I learned how to film love scenes — believe me, totally not romantic — and appear naked in front of the camera without being self-conscious. In fact, I enjoyed parading in front of the camera so much that I started modelling to help pay the bills. It wasn't my goal to become a full-time model, but some of the photoshoots, especially the Playboy centrefold sessions, helped me gain much publicity. The exposure led to my first auditions — and, in turn, introduced me to the casting couch.
Despite not being a wide-eyed virgin when I started auditioning, I was surprised at how often the casting couch was enforced. It soon became apparent that if I wanted to get ahead in Hollywood, spreading my legs was part of the price I'd have to pay.
Don't misunderstand me: I enjoy sex, always have done, but usually, it's consensual, not because a director wants to wield his power over me. However, I consented because I was young, inexperienced, and desperate. Like many young women in Hollywood, I did things I would come to regret.
For better or worse, I survived, and with age comes experience. While learning who and who not to sleep with, I also discovered something about myself: I was a born exhibitionist.
Of course, performing in public is intrinsic to one's craft as a serious actor, but there's a big difference between portraying a character in a movie and filming your sexual activities to display them on the internet. My kinky obsession grew during my studies. The modelling helped, but the biggest kick I got was when a character in a play needed to get naked. I always volunteered for that part and got it more often than not.
Although butterflies in my stomach usually did somersaults while I waited in the wings for the nude scene, once I was on stage, I couldn't believe how aroused I got knowing everyone in the audience couldn't take their eyes off me. A scene in one school play required me to masturbate while reading a love letter. Nobody could see what was happening beneath the bedclothes — but my aroused nipples poking against the cotton sheet were visible even in the back row.
After my last school play, I was invited to audition for the role that ultimately changed my life. I didn't know that the director Dan Matthews had come to see our production of The Postman Always Rings Twice and had watched me give it mine all during the scene where Cora and Frank consummate their adulterous affair. He thought my acting was inspiring, especially when Frank went down on Cora. His next project included similar scenes, and he immediately contacted my agent.
Dan was looking for a fresh face, an unknown, and he'd spent two years searching for the right actress. Having offered me the part, it took him another two years to get financial backing. It doesn't matter how successful a director is; movie studios will not risk millions on an unknown actress, although I'd appeared in a few movies by the time filming started.
Admittedly, most parts were what we in the trade call bikini scenes, but a couple more substantial roles got me noticed, and I was slowly gaining some acting credibility. The game-changer came when Matthews told Joe Thornton, his leading male, that I was a prime contender for the lead female. Joe said he would be in the film on one condition: the studio must cast me to play his love interest.
With Joe's backing, the studio capitulated — and the film was a critical and financial success. I even won an Oscar, and without filmgoers knowing it, I had one of the best sexual experiences of my life while filming with Joe.
We all know the rumours and innuendos used to promote films, especially about how the two leading actors did it while filming love scenes, but that's primarily fake news. However, in my case, it was true.
In each love scene, the sex was real. When Joe should have simulated screwing me, he didn't pretend. The moment his cock first slid inside me felt heavenly. And before Dan called a halt to the session, I had cum three times, and when I walked off the set, Joe's creamy spunk was trickling down the insides of my thighs. Happily, editing ensured the film wasn't banned, and Hailey Buchanan became a household name, significantly increasing my bank balance.
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All in all, l shouldn't complain. I live an extraordinary life, one that many people might envy. When I'm not working, I go to my secret retreat on the Riviera and upload videos and photos to my Beverly Hills Girl 90210 blog. Until last week, not one of my loyal fans had suspected they were watching Hollywood superstar Hailey Buchanan performing extremely hardcore action for their pleasure. So, why did I do it, knowing the risks if anyone found out it was me on their screen?
Because I was bored!
Over the years, as my reputation grew, the film roles became predictable. I'd become a victim of my fame. The studios only wanted me for romantic comedies or action-packed blockbusters. Commercial success was almost guaranteed, especially if I showed some skin — but some films were dreadful artistically speaking. My A-list status had become a golden cage, and I was trapped inside.
Behaving naughtily in public places wasn't the answer either, trust me. Sucking cock while cruising down the highway or being fingered surreptitiously in an exclusive restaurant isn't an option if you're famous. The media backlash takes all the fun away when you get caught, and you always do.
Plus, I'm a performer and an artist, and like any self-respecting diva, I need an audience. Whether they're watching in a cinema or on their computer screen, it doesn't matter. The thought of people getting aroused by what I'm doing makes me cream my knickers every time.
Of course, I could have chosen porn, but it wasn't a real option, considering how much I had to lose artistically and financially. However, another opportunity presented itself quite by accident.
Filming in a remote mountainous area in Kazakhstan, the lack of decent hotels compelled the crew and cast to bivouac next to the set. Despite sounding primitive, it wasn't that bad, and after the first few days, the whole situation felt like a big family camping trip. I wasn't the only female on location, but I was the only A-listed female star, which accorded me some respect on and off the set. Happily, my status and, more importantly, my trailer afforded me the privacy I wanted.
That's when I discovered Tumblr.
Browsing through the blogs, I was amazed at the diversity of interests and hobbies people promoted. I even saw pictures of myself on a blog dedicated to naked celebrities. The more I delved into the content, it became apparent that many people used the site to express their sexuality.
Nudism, masochism, Troilism, cuckoldism and fellatorism — in fact, every kind of sexual 'ism' out there, including my favourite exhibitionism, was available. Predominantly soft porn or erotica, some had more hardcore content.
After about a week of viewing, fantasising, and masturbating to some incredibly arousing blogs, I wondered if I could create my own. I knew it wouldn't be easy to do it anonymously — but that was the challenge.
Following a few days of contemplation, I created a blog, my heartbeat racing as I filled in my details. Choosing my profile name proved harder than I anticipated, and unable to think of anything prosaic, I settled for Beverly Hills Girl 90210. Then, after a couple of stiff drinks, I posted my first NSFW pictures. I had to wait for the first reaction, but I was hooked after reading the kind words, What a gorgeous bum, would love to see it naked.
For my next post, I decided to be a little naughtier. Facing away from a mirror, I slipped my thumb into the waistband of my panties and pushed downwards. Seconds later, I took the picture, and after checking that nothing was recognisable, I uploaded the photo and waited.
Beverly Hills Girl 90210, you are a delightful tease. I'd love to run my tongue down your crack. Show me more.
And so it went on.
During my time in Kazakhstan, I practised my craft. As a former model, I knew what people wanted to see, but my efforts needed a lot of improvement on the technical side. Luckily, some very talented people worked on the film and their willingness to teach me the tricks of their trade helped me enormously.
By the time I returned from location, I had graduated from titillating semi-clothed to full nudity. Not vulgar, but definitely softcore, and the number of followers increased to more than three thousand. Back in the privacy of my home, I couldn't wait to continue my new hobby.
Taking erotic photos of myself and posting them on the internet should have been easy, but nothing was further from the truth. When taking pictures, there was always something personal in the background I'd forgotten to remove. A unique item of furniture, or art on a wall, would betray my identity to someone who knew me.
I had to curtail my blog sessions while I worked out a solution. But I underestimated how much I missed the adrenaline buzz. Despair set in. Happily, a trip to Canada provided salvation.
I hadn't planned to attend The Toronto International Film Festival, but a girlfriend asked me to accompany her to the premiere of her debut film. Guessing she wanted a famous face to help promote her movie, I agreed and then nearly wore out my fingers trying to book a hotel room.
Getting a suite in an exclusive Toronto hotel should have been easy for one of Hollywood's rich and famous, but with an expected four hundred thousand visitors, there wasn't even a broom cupboard to rent. Eventually, I got lucky. The Holiday Inn near Toronto International Airport received a cancellation while I was on the line and immediately offered it to me.
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I was in my hotel room, contemplating my blogging dilemma and absently regarding the basic accommodation when… Eureka! Guessing that all the bedrooms in international chain hotels were basically identical, I'd found the perfect solution. There were no personal belongings to give away my identity.
I started getting aroused. With nothing to do but wait until I had to go to the Bell Lightbox and Festival Tower, I decided to put my theory to the test. And, wanting to push the limits, I aimed to go hardcore.
Because my blogging equipment was at home, I needed to improvise. But, with the afternoon sun illuminating my body, I knew it would work. Using my phone, I filmed airport shots, capturing my obscured reflection in the window before walking back towards the bed.
Pretending to be a woman overnighting for a business trip and missing her lover, I moved in front of a mirror and started my narrative.
"Darling, I know I've only been gone three hours, but I'm missing you already." I panned the smartphone down my clothed body. "My flight was cancelled, Darling, and now I'm all alone in my hotel room." Then I recorded the bland interior. "It's so boring here, and I'm so horny; I miss your kisses already, the way your lips move up and down the back of my neck, sending shivers down my spine. How your hands crush my titties, and your cock pushes into my ass when you hold me. Do you want to see my nipples, Darling? Want to see how much they're missing you?"
The white lace bra inside my open satin blouse wasn't my sluttiest lingerie, but the contrast against my richly-tanned skin was sexy enough for my goal. Reaching inside, I held my breath as the soft fabric rumpled lightly when my fingers touched my erect nipples. Unable to restrain my lust any longer, I flicked off my blouse, and as it fell to the floor, I studied my half-naked form in the tall mirror.
The anticipation of what I was about to film made it difficult to concentrate. With fingers trembling from excitement, I reached behind my back and flipped the clasp. For my own pleasure and the viewers, I pinched my nipples hard, moaning loudly as I did. I kept this up for a while, each pinch, squeeze and caress adding fuel to the blazing inferno between my legs.
"Arrrgh, I miss you so much." I hoped the sultry tone conveyed my pleasure.
Despite the hot blood coursing through my veins, my unwillingness to show my face somewhat curtailed my enjoyment of this exciting endeavour.
"I'm so wet, Darling," I whispered and used a move employed by almost every erotic filmmaker — I turned my back to the mirror and bent over. Slowly raising my skirt over my hips, I revealed my bum and then the wet, plump bulge between my thighs.
With the bright sunlight shining through the window, the discolouring in my white lace panties was distinctly visible.
"Can you see how wet she is, Darling, how much she misses you?" I whispered huskily, tracing the outline of my slippery opening with a manicured finger. Talking about my sex in the third person while I caressed my soaked gusset gave the whole experience a new dimension and made it feel like more than one person was involved.
"Can you see how much she wants you to kiss her?" I demanded, sliding my fingers alongside my swollen labia. "You know she loves your kisses, the way your lips caress hers, and the way your tongue licks up her honey," I purred, continuing my narrative.
And, for the first time since starting my blog, my followers saw me pull my panties aside and push fingers between my slick pussy lips. Juices immediately trickled down my hand, and unable to contain my arousal, I curled my fingers and began furiously to frig my cunt, desperate for that bittersweet moment that has inspired artists and philosophers throughout the aeons.
It wasn't just the physical aspect spurring me on. Mental images of my followers surrounding me while I touched myself drove me forward. I closed my eyes and imagined many rock-hard cocks, all being stroked, as I rammed my fingers deep inside. My moans matched the unrestrained hand movements between my thighs, and familiar stomach cramps urged me towards the sweet oblivion. A few more seconds was all I needed.
Rubbing my clit, I envisioned hundreds of strong hands rapidly tugging at the smooth, supple skin covering their unbridled hardness until hot, creamy spunk flew from the glistening domes and landed on my wanton body.
That thought was enough to spark my finale. I came gloriously, ramming my fingers furiously into my steaming hot sex and screaming like a banshee.
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I was surprised by how vivid and explicit the video was when I uploaded the edited version. Considering I'd used a smartphone to record my depravity, I thought the quality was high as I watched the film and waited for a reaction.
Fucking hell, you sexy bitch. I loved seeing you cum like that. Do it again soon.
That was the opening comment, but like lemmings following each other over a cliff, more and more appeared on my screen. I held my breath and read every post. There wasn't a single negative response, and quite a few remarks caused me to blush, something that had never happened in my film career. Then again, I'd never shown anything quite explicit on-screen before.
That first hardcore experience proved addictive. Over the next few months, I grew bolder. Usually, I would film myself undressing, only stopping when I was either completely naked or in sexy underwear. Then I'd masturbate to an earth-shattering climax.
Sometimes instead of just using my fingers, I would employ some sex toys I'd acquired online, and my followers discovered just how dirty I could be.
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Although recording these videos was exciting, editing wasn't. To avoid recognition, I usually had to discard lots of good footage, especially if I hadn't been careful with the camera, which happened more than I wanted and was very frustrating.
I could have tried using the pixelating tool to ensure I remained incognito, but my skill with this tool left much to be desired. After several attempts, I usually ended up chucking the film anyway. So when I finally finished the editing, the actual movie was considerably shorter than I had conceived. However, the results were worth all the hard work and my popularity grew, especially after going hardcore. But there was a downside to all this adulation.
Followers are fickle creatures, and when I released another movie, the initial peak of interest only lasted a few hours before the attraction began to wane.
You see, I thrived on feedback from my audiences, and I realised that I'd have to take more risks if I wanted more reactions.
oØo
Wandering through Central Park and taking selfies for my Instagram account, I realised there might be an opportunity for Beverly Hills Girl 90210 here. Checking to ensure nobody was looking, I undid my coat and blouse and flashed my bra with the New York skyline visible in the shot.
Despite the sheer camisole top, the resulting photo, although suggestive, couldn't be called 'NSFW.' Disappointed but determined to do better, I found a secluded spot and removed the offending garment. Returning to where I'd taken the photo, my nipples rubbed against the soft satin blouse, the friction making them rise to the occasion. Seconds later, with my blouse hanging open and the New York skyline in the background, I took a couple of selfies.
Minutes later, I realised that if I posted some of the earlier photos on Instagram and these raunchy images on my Tumblr blog, I could land in a sticky mess — and not in a good way. Imagine the storm of undesirable publicity if an Instagram follower pointed out that Hailey Buchanan was wearing the same clothes as Beverly Hills Girl 90210, who was flashing her tits in Central Park. The possibility of an Instagram follower also being a follower of Beverly Hills Girl 90210 was real and one I couldn't ignore.
I had a choice: remain as Hailey Buchanan and stop Beverly Hills Girl. Or vice versa.
After a moment's contemplation, I decided if my alter ego was going to expose herself in New York, then she'd better do it properly. Making sure nobody was close enough to recognise me, I unbuttoned the lower buttons of my skirt and took a selfie of my lace knickers. Then, after checking to see if I was still alone, I removed my underwear.
Feeling the warm autumn breeze waft across my landing strip was tremendously exhilarating, and I had to exert enormous willpower to stop slipping a couple of fingers into my juicy slit.
As things go, the New York photo series was one of the most popular items on Beverly Hills Girl 90210's blog and helped me reach a personal target of ten thousand followers. Wanting more, my next performance would have to be something special.
I'd been thinking about posting a video of me having sex for some time. Many followers wanted to see me getting laid, but making such a video wasn't going to be easy. I certainly couldn't ask my regular boyfriend to take part. Although adorable — and I love him to bits — he's straight-laced and conventional regarding sex. He would never accept me using a camera in our bedroom. And arranging a quickie at one of Hollywood's infamous parties wasn't the answer either.
However satisfying an illicit fuck with the right guy might be, I couldn't control and direct what was happening. So, I needed to find someone who would be happy to appear in my kinky adventure while asking no questions.
Enter Mr Jack Howler.
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Jack, a great actor and a good friend, we had worked together in a few movies. Also, because he was married, he wouldn't be interested in an affair, but being such an outrageous flirt, he might have been up for a one-night stand.
I believed he considered flirting to be harmless fun, which it always was, but since we'd last worked together, Beverly Hills Girl 90210 had become essential in my life, and this time, when Jack flirted, my response was different.
On location, the banter gradually grew more sexually charged, and although he was initially shocked, after a few days of working together, I felt sure Jack would take the bait. On set, I behaved. But, when we were alone, I ensured Jack knew I was his for the taking.
It almost happened one evening in South Africa after we'd had too much to drink. But, when we started getting hot and heavy on the taxi ride to the hotel, Jack backed down, probably his conscience getting the better of him. Frustrated but undeterred, I continued my not-so-subtle campaign, and, in London, Jack finally succumbed.
We'd spent a week shooting in the legendary city, and on our last day, the director invited the crew and cast to join him for dinner in a famous restaurant. It was my last chance to entrap Jack, and I returned to my hotel suite to make preparations.
My dress was sassy red, off the shoulder, mid-thigh length with a split down the middle. I had to be careful when sitting, but it exposed just the right amount of bare flesh without being too slutty when I walked. I'd arranged to meet Jack in the hotel lobby, but he was waiting for me at the lift. As I approached, I saw him staring at my thighs as they appeared and disappeared from view. He seemed entranced.