After the parking lot incident, I stayed away from Costco for a while. Still, I couldn’t stop replaying the encounter - how his eyes flashed with wrath and maybe desire too. I could still see his smile as he said, “Nope, try again.”
I thought back to my mother’s words how no other man would want me as anything more than to fuck since I’d become a mom. Men might desire me, but not in any significant way. I thought she might be wrong.
Finally, I went back. I needed something I could definitely get at the grocery store, but, I don’t know, I wanted some excitement. I was feeling disenchanted and needed something to make me feel better. Costco: where temptation lurks around every corner.
I made sure to look at least somewhat fuckable. I put on my tall leather boots and a very short dress that flared at the bottom. I applied my mascara and a little darker, lipgloss, and mentally cursed myself for caring to doll myself up to go to Costco.
I made it to the checkout lane with my cart full and my dignity mainly intact. He was there. Be ladylike, remember. I was a sensual mysterious woman. I stopped shoving the samples in my mouth. I headed towards him, him, determined, and we even made eye contact for one time-stopping second, but the fucking bastard switched checkout lanes as I came near. He was avoiding me! I had half a mind to follow him but decided to play it cool. He was wearing a belt with all these pouches attached. What was in the belt? What did he keep in there? I was dying to know.
I checked out with Derek instead. Derek was always there. He was cute enough, just not drop-dead gorgeous and mysterious like Renaissance Guy. Since fucking RG, my interest in him had multiplied exponentially. I wasn’t a stalker or anything like that, but I needed more of him. I’d had a taste but I wanted more and would not rest until I could have him. Physically, yes of course I’d rest. Sleeping is my favorite. But spiritually, emotionally, mentally, I would not rest.
“Can’t stop thinking about him can you?” Derek asked.
“What? No-I- what did you say?” I choked out.
“I said move to the other side of the cashier, please.”
“Oh,” I said, and moved. Auditory hallucinations? This is a new one for you, Becca, I thought.
“Woman fingering herself in aisle 2!” I heard.
“Excuse me?” I mumbled.
“I said, you don’t need boxes, do you?” Derek gave me a bewildered look.
“Oh. No. I don’t.” I replied. Definitely going insane, I thought.
The next day, I opened my front door and found a small box. Must be my Amazon order, I thought. There was always an Amazon order. I’m sorry Renaissance Guy, you’d probably think less of me if you knew how much I shopped online.
But it didn’t look like an Amazon box. It was a small cube and usually the Amazon ones come in those bubble wrap things or the bigger boxes. I looked around instinctively in case there was someone there; then picked it up and closed the door. I opened the box to find a glass amulet of many colors attached to a weird thick macrame rope. I’d never wear this, my style is dainty jewelry. I don’t do a chunky jewelry look. I could have thrown it out, but I put it in my bag instead. Who would send this? Maybe I have a secret admirer, I thought. Someone from the weed store? They could see my address from the ID? Probably not.
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A few days later, I was walking my baby in the stroller when I had the feeling that I was being followed. But then a skater whooshed by and the feeling passed. As he disappeared I squinted my eyes and looked a bit closer. The man was not dressed like a typical skater. He had steampunk accessories. Some might even call them renaissance.
I tried to text my friend to tell her that I suspected Renaissance Guy was enlisting minions but my phone kept autocorrecting practically every word I typed.
Then my car radio stopped working. Sure, it could have been my three-year-old messing with the buttons, but something told me darker forces were afoot.
First the amulet, then the feeling of being followed, then the technological difficulties. This could only be the work of one man-Renaissance Man.
I still didn’t have his number, but I knew where he lived.
I made up some excuse about how I had a staff meeting to my husband and raced the CRV to his house. I made sure to sneak a better outfit into my bag. It was a velvet curve-hugging dress with an embossed pattern over sheer tights. I polished it off with practical loafers, the only practical thing about the ensemble. I parked at a strip mall and changed partway. At the house, there were a few cars in the driveway but I didn’t think much of them.
I knocked and a voice boomed,
“Who goes there?”
“Rebecca?” I answered, a question.
“Rebecca who? Our lord knows many Rebecca’s.”
“I’m…just let me in,” I insisted.
A large man who was not Sean pulled me in, pulling down the top of my dress to expose my chest. His body was warm and hard behind me. He roughly groped me as my nipples reacted to the cooler air. Though appalled by this churlish behavior I was also quite into it judging by my wetness.
“I knocked,” I gasped.
“It’s just standard protocol. I’m checking for weapons.” Of course. “Ok, you’re good.” He let me go, but not before letting his hands linger on the velvet.
“No weapons,” he announced. Just this pussy, I thought, and I’d drop my weapon on him any day. I smirked. He led me to a large room with about 13 renaissance types seated around a table speaking casually. The table was set quite nicely with goblets, candles burning, and various snacks of the charcuterie variety.
They were mid-conversation. Sean was speaking.
“-Another big old safety hazard-“
“Sir you have a visitor.”
“What in the dungeons and dragons is going on?” I interrupt.