"Then you stuff them up your froufrou."

*laughter*

"Marcia Davenport swears by Fairy Liquid. Squirt a little on your fingers. Original or Lemon Zest is best. Work it into a lather. Let it coat your fingers, tip to knuckle. Enjoy the sensation of all that slick slime running across your digits. Work it into a light froth, until your painted nails appear like shrouded rising suns peeking through a gauzy, cloud flecked sky. Allow them to tiptoe across your labia; sepals parting like a vaginal Red Sea in non-biological, sparkly desire."

*together*

"Then you stuff then up your froufrou."