"I love your work."

"Mmmmm."

"You're the best writer I know."

"Yessssss."

"No one can top you, babe."

"Oh God, don't stop."

"I'm your biggest fan."

"Feeling the stretch."

"I read every one of your stories."

"Confidence swelling out of proportion."

"Always comment..."

"So fucking close."

"Then shove a big throbbing '1' up your vote-box."

"Satiating my inner-critic."

"Beg for it."

"Stroke my bloated ego and screw me with a low score. Jam it hard and deep."

"Please?"

"Please."

"Bend over the Freud, Jung and Ainsworth, babe. Spread those legs wide. It's time for a psychological pounding you'll never forget."