He cursed when he saw the queue snaking around the block from the Apple Store. The latest upgrade, the i-hole15 had been unveiled and everyone wanted to upgrade their sexbot with the most up-to-date arsehole.

Everyone had assumed that sex robots would be really expensive, but like printers, the basic models were dirt cheap. They got you with the upgrades… and the adverts.

It was worse than youtube. You’re thrusting away, about to cum when the bot would shutdown for an advert. More than once, he’d clicked on buy instead of skip in his hurry to get back to business.