We at C.V. Corps believe in going that extra mile to help co-workers. I learned that a contractor had balked at adding a few small re-visions, such as more soundproofing material, that Mistress Beatrix wanted added to our dungeon... I mean our sub-sub-sub-basement. Mistress Beatrix was sad.

Hearing of the difficulty, I immediately set aside my heavy workload and threw myself whole-heartedly into resolving the problem. I invited the recalcitrant contractor to meet after work to see if we could come to an agreement. Once I'd explained my position in excruciating detail, he quickly signed a new contract. In blood...