Strumming herself to thoughts of her neighbor, Lydia's on the brink of orgasm when–

The doorbell.

It's him, wanting sugar.

'Oh, sure Lloyd!'

As she leads him to the kitchen, Alfie the cockatoo beats his wings. ‘Sure Lloyd!’ he shrieks. ‘Woo-hoo!’

'I never know what that bird will pick up,' she laughs.

'Woo-hoo! Fuck me Lloyd! Fuck my pussy! Woo-hoo!’

Lydia turns red.

‘I… um…’

Lloyd closes the gap, traces her lip…

Then he whips her around,

bends her over the couch,

SMACKS her ass and yanks down her panties before filling her up.

Alfie learns a few new words.