Steve is working behind the bar when the door opens, and a young man comes hurrying in.

“Gimme five shots of your strongest liquor,” he urges, placing a fifty on the bar. Steve pours the drinks and watches as the man knocks them back one after another.

“What’s the occasion?” Steve inquires.

“I’ve just had my first blow job.”

“Hey, that’s a cause for celebration. Let me give you another round. On the house.”

“No thanks,” says the man grimacing. “If the first five didn’t get rid of the taste, I don’t think another five will either.”