"Shhh!" they interrupt. "We just unscrooged our last grumpy geezer and wanna have some fun."

"Ummm, okay."

"We wanna fuck," giggles past and present ghosts.

"And I'm gonna tap that ass, bitch," boasts future ghost, flashing her strap-on.

"What?" I gulp.

"Yeah, 'future you' goes there."

The ghosts toss me onto my back. Present ghost's cookie-scented twat smothers me. Past ghost rides me reverse cowgirl while frenching future ghost who burrows her cock inside my virgin ass. It's an outta-this-world fuck!

Christmas morn, I wonder, A dream? My iced face, drained cock, and sore ass sputter, "No."