Canadian boys know of this myth
Beavers are such fun to play with

Coming in many sizes and shapes
Some have zones with landscapes

Some all covered with hair
Some of them totally bare

Some have but a bit of fuzz
Most give real men a buzz

They all need to be treated right
Every one filled with pure delight

Loving fingers can investigate
Where honey and scent emanate

Some smell a little fishy
Some are a little squish

They like being licked and kissed
Never wanting to be dismissed

Parting their lips you will find
A beautiful flower oh so kind

Nature's nectar maybe they're not
Tho at times called a honey pot

Beavers are succulent treasures
When treated right real pleasures

Place your lips upon their mons
All beavers don't live in ponds

Show them some love give a lick
Don't just poke them with your prick

Treated right they will surly delight
Handled with care they'll never bite

If you insist on treating them wrong
They'll probably decline your dong

Adore beavers and show a bit of revere
And losing digits you won't have to fear