******
(for the ravers, with love and giggles . . .)

******

Shit shit shit shit shit!!!
No, nothing’s wrong! Christ, why would anything
Be wrong?
No, I’m happy! Don’t you see,
Happy is being like
“Shit shit shit shit!”
All the time.
You know, I bet if Hello Kitty were a dog and she could talk, she’d go
“Shit shit shit shit!!!”
All the time, cause she’d be so
Happy
Like, all the time. Like
“Woof woof, shit shit!! Happy happy Hello Kitty Puppy”
O-M-G, that would
Be so cute!!!
Shit, I should write that down.

I really wish you’d take something. I really
Need to talk to someone right now who’s
Really really high,
Because
It’s freaking me out that you’re not
Listening to me because I can tell because
You’re not talking!

And-- god, that feels so good right now!
Just feel my heartbeat, just--
No, I didn’t say grab my tit, I said--
Listen, just-- shhhh, just be here with me and just
Feel it.
Can you
Just feel that?

Feel that, that’s my heart beating--
That’s-- this whole place is my heart beating, this
Is me, this whole space, this universe, it’s inside--
No, it’s like the bass is my heart beating--
It is
My heart.
The glitter thump of the world that pumps inside.

No, I’m not having a cardiac episode, I’m--
Look, you don’t make any sense when you’re sober,
I’m just gonna break it to you. Christ, it’s like Hester
Dimmesdale trying to talk sense into
Arthur Prynne or something--

You know, I’ve really thought about having your babies.
I’m just gonna come out and tell you--
I really think about that.
At least one of them.
I mean-- I could share you, even.
Like if it were you and me, and then that Portuguese chick
From Love, Actually, the one with the tramp stamp
That-- was it Colin Firth?-- was all after?
Like, I could totally share you with her; and then
You know, we’d share her and stuff?
I’m just gonna let you think on that
And we’ll talk about it later.

Oh, is that what you think? Here, take this, I want you to--
No, I’m gonna own it. Write the word
“E-tard”
On my
Forehead.
No, it’s a fucking eyeliner pencil!
Here, just write it on my forehead.

No it won’t
Hurt!
God, it’ll feel so good, probably!
Don’t you know how to write?
Well it doesn’t have to be cursive, I don’t care.
Do you know how to text? Do you wanna text
It to my forehead then? No, I know that doesn’t
Make sense-- I mean,
It does make sense, it makes perfect sense:
Just because an idea isn’t
Workable
That doesn’t mean
It isn‘t a
Good idea.

I don’t think you’ll make it in the corporate world, I
Really don’t.

Oh shit! Oh my god! Do you think I could trademark
Hello Kitty Puppy?!
Is that like, infringement libel
Or something? O my god that could make millions!!
Oh shit, I’ll do it all from home though!
Like no corporations, no businesses and shit
Just like, puppy money. Free love money
I’m just gonna live on like
Money and love
Money and love
And just--
I’m gonna spend my life dancing.

My whole life just dancing.

Que pensez-vous?
Do you like it? Does it look hot?
Does it really say “E-tard”? You know I’m gonna
Ask somebody.
Just not now.
No, I’m not gonna look,
I’m just gonna wait and find out.
Maybe you wrote something
Slutty instead?
We won’t know. I mean
you won’t know--I mean
I won’t know.
Suspense!!!

Here, why don’t you write the word ‘slave’ inside my wrist?
That’d be hot. That’d make me feel hot, I am
Hot.
Are you hot?

I’m too hot.

Is Evian really naïve spelled backwards or am I being paranoid?
Maybe I am paranoid.
I have to watch out about that.

You’re hot. You know,
I could raise your babies on my Hello Kitty
Puppy money. Big strong mute children
With their mute dopey daddy
And dancing momma. Would you like that?
Here, write, like, “Future Mother of my Children”
Across my, I don’t know, my tits or something.
Write it on my belly. Okay, just
Write it on my arm--
Fine, I’m gonna mentally write it on me
And then you’re gonna dance with me.

It makes total sense.
It’s a plan!
Plans, wisdom!
Oh God, I love my life!!!
Hello Kitty Puppy hello here I come!
“Shit shit shit shit shit!!!”--
Okay, alright
Shhh, okay, just
Shut the fuck up, have a smile, and just--

Dance avec moi!!!