(for the ravers, with love and giggles . . .)
******
Shit shit shit shit shit!!!
No, nothing’s wrong! Christ, why would anything
Be wrong?
No, I’m happy! Don’t you see,
Happy is being like
“Shit shit shit shit!”
All the time.
You know, I bet if Hello Kitty were a dog and she could talk, she’d go
“Shit shit shit shit!!!”
All the time, cause she’d be so
Happy
Like, all the time. Like
“Woof woof, shit shit!! Happy happy Hello Kitty Puppy”
O-M-G, that would
Be so cute!!!
Shit, I should write that down.
I really wish you’d take something. I really
Need to talk to someone right now who’s
Really really high,
Because
It’s freaking me out that you’re not
Listening to me because I can tell because
You’re not talking!
And-- god, that feels so good right now!
Just feel my heartbeat, just--
No, I didn’t say grab my tit, I said--
Listen, just-- shhhh, just be here with me and just
Feel it.
Can you
Just feel that?
Feel that, that’s my heart beating--
That’s-- this whole place is my heart beating, this
Is me, this whole space, this universe, it’s inside--
No, it’s like the bass is my heart beating--
It is
My heart.
The glitter thump of the world that pumps inside.
No, I’m not having a cardiac episode, I’m--
Look, you don’t make any sense when you’re sober,
I’m just gonna break it to you. Christ, it’s like Hester
Dimmesdale trying to talk sense into
Arthur Prynne or something--
You know, I’ve really thought about having your babies.
I’m just gonna come out and tell you--
I really think about that.
At least one of them.
I mean-- I could share you, even.
Like if it were you and me, and then that Portuguese chick
From Love, Actually, the one with the tramp stamp
That-- was it Colin Firth?-- was all after?
Like, I could totally share you with her; and then
You know, we’d share her and stuff?
I’m just gonna let you think on that
And we’ll talk about it later.
Oh, is that what you think? Here, take this, I want you to--
No, I’m gonna own it. Write the word
“E-tard”
On my
Forehead.
No, it’s a fucking eyeliner pencil!
Here, just write it on my forehead.