Dickie and I
Don Abdul (c)
I'm the fine gentle fella
It's the rude motherfucker
Yet it's adored despite its fault
Curiously, it seems that I am not
I see a girl across the room
My heart skips, then goes boom boom
This Cyclops only flashed a knowing smile
She walks by me, I politely say "hi"
It only gives a casual nod
Yet she pays me no heed
Flashed it a warm smile, laced with greed
I've seen it all before
It's too glaring to ignore
Though I'm handsome cute and all
It always stands tall
Over and above, in a contest for the heart of women
Of course I'm jealous, I'm only human
Pleading for a kiss I wring my hands
Not so dickie, it makes demands
Holding our brains hostage, hers and mine
Yet it gets invited to dine and wine
Who'd begrudge the stiff, strong full glory
Of a thick black dick, throbbing nodding and curvy?
Firing up the passion of a Chocolate lover
Stroking em hard n sweet, stretching em down under
Stoking the fires of lust, setting passion ablaze so
Bestowing satisfaction that flavours the soul
Oh what a feeling, so nice so warm
Sealing orgasmic pacts with creamy cum
Even crestfallen, flaccid and deflated
After the fading of the loud ovation
It throws up confusion, fuelling frustration
Leaving me either way, to clear the mess that we both made