Went Samson down to the vineyards of Timnath: and, behold, a young lion roared against him. And the Spirit of the Lord came mightily upon him, and he rent him as he would have rent a kid.

And after a time he returned, and, behold, there was a swarm of bees and honey in the carcase of the lion. And he said, “Out of the eater came forth meat, and out of the strong came forth sweet.”

~

It was Tuesday morning in the Yeshivas Rabbeinu Yitzhak de Klootzak, on the outskirts of Nijmegen, when Rabbi Eliezer Eikel marched smartly into his class and, with a cursory touch of the mezuzah on the way, announced: “Today, boys, we are starting a new topic: Akedah!”

A general hubbub of bewilderment emerged from the assembled boys, before one of them put up his hand. He did not wait to be called upon before dissenting: “But, Rabbi, we have spent the past three months studying the Akedah: there’s nothing new about that.”

There was a sharp intake of breath from the other students, who knew that if any of them had dared to be so insolent, they would have instantly felt the wrath of the Rabbi on their buttocks. But Naphtali was, they knew, the favoured one – even to the extent of being able to challenge their teacher in public without punishment. Nevertheless, the tension was palpable as they awaited Eliezer’s response.

The Rabbi, instead of reacting with ire, chuckled indulgently, his large rugged body jiggling with delight, tongue clicking behind his long dark beard. “Ah, Naphtali, you are so clever and so pretty – but you have so much yet to learn. Did you really think there was only one Akedah in the Tanakh?”

Naphtali, slender and slight, with dark curly payot framing his thin face, looked as puzzled as everyone else.

“What is the greatest lesson of the Akedah of Isaac?” pressed Eliezer.

“To be bound to the will of Hashem,” replied the boy. “That is why Isaac replied to the divine command: Hineni – ‘Here I am’.”

“Yes, Naphtali, well said. But have you not read the midrashim of Rabbi Yitzhak de Klootzak? Who else is there in Scripture who constantly sought to be bound by the will of Adonai?”

All the boys laboured to disguise their sideways half-grimaces, hoping that this lesson was not going where they feared. But it was – for Eliezer answered his own question: “Listen then, boys, while I read to you…”

~

Then went Samson to Gaza, and saw there an harlot, and went in unto her.

And the Philistines came up unto her, and said unto her, “Entice him, and see wherein his great strength lieth, and by what means we may bind him to afflict him; and we will give thee eleven hundred pieces of silver.”

And Delilah said to Samson, “Tell me, I pray thee, wherein thy great strength lieth, and wherewith thou mightest be bound to afflict thee.”

And Samson said unto her, “If they bind me with seven green withs that were never dried, then shall I be weak, and be as another man.”

Then the Philistines brought up to her seven green withs which had not been dried, and she bound him with them.

“Akedah!” whimpered Samson as he lay on his bed. “Akedah!” Nothing pleased him more than the soft caress of green withs against his bare skin. He was a man of righteousness, and wished, like Isaac of old, to be bound by the will of the Lord. But now his thick strong cock was erect, and Delilah gasped with joy as she beheld his purple glans throbbing with desire, and she licked the first drops of male nectar from his frenulum with the tip of her tongue.

Soon her lips made the descent down his shaft, nibbling, squeezing, caressing until her tongue wrapped around his testicles, tasted the hairy pungency of his perineum, felt his throbbing cockhead against her tonsils. And when his balls spasmed and cum flooded her mouth, she whimpered with delight and swilled the precious salty-sweet liquid around, before letting it caress the inside of her throat all the way down.

Now there were men lying in wait, abiding with her in the chamber. And she said unto him, “The Philistines be upon thee, Samson!” And he brake the withs, as a thread of tow is broken when it toucheth the fire. So his strength was not known.

And Delilah said unto Samson, “Behold, thou hast mocked me, and told me lies: now tell me, I pray thee, wherewith thou mightest be bound.”

And he said unto her, “If they bind me fast with new ropes that never were occupied, then shall I be weak, and be as another man.”

Delilah therefore took new ropes, and bound him therewith.

“Akedah!” whimpered Samson. “Akedah!” For he was a man of great strength and desired the perversion of weakness which he had never known. And so his huge shaft throbbed with pleasure and excitement at the touch of the strong new ropes, and Delilah squealed with delight as she squatted over him and felt his glans nudging against her cunt-lips, softly parting the way into her soft damp pink flesh.

Soon her cunt engulfed his cock whole and entire. She felt her gash fill with his strong stiff fuck-meat, felt her hot wet pussy-lips slide effortlessly down his cock, felt his dickhead nudge against her cervix. And so she fucked him, her large dark tits jiggling as she slid her pussy up and down, till his cock was wet and slimy with their shared pleasure, and her fuck-juices dribbled down onto his throbbing balls. And when his cock exploded and his cum splashed against her honeyed fuck-walls, she moaned with pleasure, her cunt spasming with delight, cervix dipping in and out of his hot cum, revelling in the sensation of his man-cream swishing around her deep hot fuck-tunnel.

And she said unto him, “The Philistines be upon thee, Samson!” And there were liers in wait abiding in the chamber. And he brake them from off his arms like a thread.

“And Delilah said unto Samson, “Hitherto thou hast mocked me, and told me lies. How canst thou say, ‘I love thee,’ when thine heart is not with me? Tell me wherewith thou mightest be bound.”

And he told her all his heart, and said unto her, “I have been a Nazarite unto God from my mother’s womb: if I be shaven, then my strength will go from me, and I shall become weak, and be like any other man.”

And Delilah sent and called for the Philistines, saying, “Come up this once, for he hath shewed me all his heart.” Then the Philistines came up unto her, and brought money in their hand.

“Akedah!” whimpered Samson that night. “Akedah!”

“Later, Samson, later,” whispered Delilah. “For this night shalt thou fuck me as no man hath ever before. And so canst thou say, ‘I love thee,’ for thou hast shewed me all thy heart.” And she knelt on all fours on the dirt floor, lifting her arse up to the heavens saying: “Fuck my arse, Samson! And when thou hast filled my fundament with thy cum, then shall I bind thee tighter than ever.”

“Tighter than ever?” moaned Samson, as he beheld the beauty of her winking anus and felt his cock stiffen and throb as never before.

“Tighter than ever, my Samson,” crooned Delilah, “like Isaac on Mount Moriah – that thou shalt ne’er escape. Thou shalt be bound with ropes unbreakable, e’en fetters of brass, that thou be helpless in my hands, powerless in my presence, weak as woman before man.”

“Oh yes, my beautiful harlot!” cried Samson, as he beheld her spread her buttocks with both palms, so that her arsehole gaped and pulsated with more allure than ever. “Let me be bound so, that I may never escape thy power, thy love. Let me be thine forever!” He gazed into her hot stinking rectum, and desired nothing more than to plunge his cock in deep.

“So ream my arse, Samson,” screeched Delilah. “Fuck my hot shitcunt, and then shalt thou be mine!”

And Samson lunged, ramming his huge throbbing shaft into the harlot’s filthy depths. And Delilah screamed with pleasure as she felt his massive cock-head touch bottom deep in her arse, felt her sphincter stretch with pleasure and pain, felt her dirt-hole full to the brim with pounding, throbbing fuck-meat.

And so he fucked her, his cock ramming mercilessly in and out of her stinking depths, his throbbing balls slapping hard against her dripping cunt-lips, as she screamed with joy and triumph: “Now shalt thou be mine, Samson – for thou hast shewn me thy heart!”

Soon his cock exploded, and she felt his cream splash against her maroon shit-walls. And yet he kept fucking, harder and harder, ramming his creamy dripping shaft in and out of his beloved harlot’s gape, desperate that the moment of anal ecstasy should never end. His cum squidged and dribbled and bubbled in her shitter, dripped down her buttocks, dangled off her juicy cunt-flaps, smeared down her thighs. And then, to the counterpoint of Delilah’s cum-farts echoing melodiously round the chamber, Samson sang this psalm:

Make a joyful noise unto the Lord, all the earth:

(fart)

make a loud noise, and rejoice, and sing praise.

(faaart)

With trumpets and sound of cornet make a joyful noise before the Lord!

(FAAAAAART!!!)

(Selah)

And when, eventually, he pulled his cock out of her, and her arse gave a last long squelchy trump, Delilah reached down with her slender fingers and slurped up the bubbling froth which dripped from her brown hole. Savouring the warm creamy shithole taste, she smeared cum over her lips and chin, playing with it with her long tongue, before eventually swallowing it all down with an ecstatic whimper.

“Wilt bind me now, Delilah?” begged Samson.

“I shall, good Samson,” she grinned.

And she made him sleep upon her knees; and she called for a man, and she caused him to shave off the seven locks of his head; and his strength went from him.

And she said, “The Philistines be upon thee, Samson!” And he awoke out of his sleep, and said, “I will go out as at other times before, and shake myself.” And he wist not that the Lord was departed from him.

But the Philistines took him, and put out his eyes, and brought him down to Gaza, and bound him with fetters of brass. Then the Philistines gathered them together for to offer a great sacrifice unto Dagon their god, and to rejoice: for they said,

Our god hath delivered into our hands our enemy,

and the destroyer of our country,

which slew many of us.

And the Philistines did drink, and dance, and make merry. Their buxom maidens rejoiced, casting off their clothes and presenting themselves to the high priests, who blessed them with wine and fucked them hard, till they screeched in their drunkenness:

Our god hash dewivered into our cuntsh our enemy,

and the deshtwoyer of our –

(oh fuck…)

Then the young men of Gaza came forward. Full of lust, they fucked the maidens of Philistia in their arses, till they screeched with pleasure and pain. Then knelt the maidens on the floor of the Temple of Dagon, their faces turned upwards toward their foul and false god, mouths agape, tongues drooling, eyes wild with desire and anticipation. And the young men and the priests jerked their cocks so that their cum spurted out in jets, drowning the lustful maidens in fuck-cream, till their features were so obscured by semen that they seemed no longer human.

And it came to pass, when their hearts were merry, that they called for Samson out of the prison house; and they set him between the pillars. And Samson said unto the lad that held him by the hand, “Suffer me that I may feel the pillars whereupon the house standeth, that I may lean upon them.”

Then came forward Delilah, naked, shameless, and scornful, the semen of many men adorning her beauteous face and large bouncing breasts. Samson could not see her, for his eyes had been put out, but over the din of the pagan orgy he heard her cry: “See, Samson, what a fool thou hast been, to shew me thy heart, for naught but a brief fuck of my shithole! For now thy heart is broken, and thou and thy God are defeated!”

And Samson wept, dry hard tears from his bloody sockets, for he loved Delilah with a mad passion. “Akedah!” he cried. “Akedah!”

And Delilah laughed, for she thought he had gone mad. “Thou art already bound, Samson – just as thou desiredst, with strong ropes and fetters of brass!” But Samson desired her more than ever, and his cock began to twitch and rise with rekindled lust.

“No, my beautiful harlot,” replied Samson, his head bowed but his spirit indefatigable. “I call upon my Lord, to whom I was bound as a Nazarite – that in His embrace I may once again do His will in Israel. Akedah! AKEDAH!” And his cry echoed around the foul Temple of Dagon, briefly stilling the blasphemies of the Philistine crowd.

Now Samson’s cock was hard again, stiff and huge and rugged as it had been when he had fucked Delilah in his bed. And she marvelled at him as she grasped his shaft with one slender hand. “Wilt fuck me again, Samson?” she laughed. “Wilt plunge thy huge circumcised cock into my hot pagan cunt? Wilt feel anew the pleasure of my slimy treacherous Philistine fuck-hole?” She turned her bottom towards him and, pressing her dripping cunt-lips against the bulging head of his erect cock, pushed backwards.

Thus bound between the pillars of the Temple, Samson’s heart and cock raged with lust for Delilah, and yet more they raged with zeal for the God of Israel to whom, he knew, he was bound more securely than he could be by any Philistine mob. In his blindness, he could not see Delilah, yet he felt the exquisite caress of her dripping fuck-flesh squeezing his shaft, smelt the heavenly pussy-perfume which wafted like flower-fragrance up to his nostrils, and heard her cunt squelching and queefing as she cried out to him, “Fuck me, Samson! Fuck my hot cunt as only thou, the indefatigable Nazarite, can. Rend me the way thou rentst the lion asunder, for in me is the sweetest honey of all!”

Samson, still bound and still blind, roared with pleasure and praise as he plunged his cock into Delilah’s wet cunt:

Praise God with the sound of the trumpet:

(little queef)

Praise Him with stringed instruments and organs.

(big squelch)

Let every thing that hath breath praise the Lord!

(huge noisy dribbly cunt-fart)

(Selah)

The smell of Delilah’s cunt-honey drove Samson wild, and the feeling of strong ropes and brass fetters drove him into ecstasy. Meanwhile, the Philistines cheered and jeered in equal measure as they fucked each other, so that the whole of the Temple became a seething writhing mass of hot wild fucking bodies.

Soon Samson’s huge rugged cock exploded, filling Delilah’s hot fuck-gash with his seed. And she screeched with pleasure and triumph, as she felt his cum dribble down her leg.

But then Samson lifted his face to the Heavens, and called unto the Lord, “O Lord God, remember me, I pray thee, and strengthen me, I pray thee, only this once, O God…”

~

“And you know the end of this tale, do you not, boys?” panted Rabbi Eliezer Eikel. His face was flushed, his skin red and sweating, and the crotch of his trousers was tented and throbbing. He mopped his brow with his right hand even as he fumbled beneath his long black coat with the left.

The boys sat trembling, faces downcast to avoid their teacher’s gaze. But Naphtali stood confidently. “Yes, Rabbi. I know the end of this tale,” he proclaimed.

“Then, my clever pretty boy,” the Rabbi’s voice quavered as he withdrew from beneath his desk a coil of rope and cast it into Naphtali’s hands, “Akedah!”

Rabbi Eliezer cast his shtreimel and caftan to the floor and tore off his clothes, sweeping all books and scrolls, pens and inkwells off the top of his desk with a single powerful swipe of his arm. His penis large, stiff and throbbing, he laid his strong, rugged body down on the hard wood of his desk and beckoned to Naphtali, his voice echoing off the ceiling of the classroom: “AKEDAH!”

“Hineni,” replied Naphtali calmly, as he uncoiled the rope, and advanced. “Here I am.”

~

This stone is erected

in loving memory of the students

of the Yeshivas Rabbeinu Yitzhak de Klootzak, Nijmegen

and their teacher Rabbi Eliezer Eikel,

who perished tragically

when their building collapsed on them

here

on 28th May, 1867.

May their souls be bound in the bond of eternal life.

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