Rodry took out Sylmi's letter and set it next to her own blank paper. It had felt weird going into that little shop to buy writing supplies, but no one had spared her a second look. She was used to trying to attract attention and it had never been particularly difficult. Getting to feel unassuming now and then was somehow comforting.
She knew it pretty much by heart but started reading to plot out her reply.
***
Dear Rodry,
I miss your cunt.
Gods, I hope they don’t police letters at this shithole you went to. Hey, post office guard or whatever, if you are reading this, try not to stain the paper with cum before it’s delivered to my friend. Thanks.
Anyway, back to you, love. I won’t pretend I wasn’t upset you left. I know, I know, I could have joined you, but you know I hate human cities. It’s the elvish side of me. And the gnomish. I like starlight, and the smell of jasmine and of fresh rain. And of your wet cunt, of course. And cum.
Human cities smell mostly of shit and smoke, at least to my sensitive nose. And cum. But it’s not quite as appealing when mixed with all the shit. And there is barely any starlight to be seen. I don’t know how they stand it, this empty sky. Maybe they’re like you and only care for their basest instincts.
Sorry, was that mean? It wasn’t meant to be. I find your brutal horniness fascinating.
Here in our little border brothel, Mistress Globb was, I dare say, a little depressed when she found out you were leaving. She misses your cunt too; the money it made her, specifically. But that’s unfair – you know the old bitch likes you.
She still replaced you of course. Found a young dwarven girl (dwarfess? I should ask her the proper term), by the name of Katrana. The boss gave her a surname too: “Hammerlicker” – GODS, what a stupid name. I told her it was fuckin’ moronic, but as usual, Mistress knows best. I haven’t seen a single client laugh at it when they’re introduced to her – what’s wrong with these people?
By the way, in case you are wondering, I am naked and horny as I’m writing this.
The place is much the same as you left it. Third and fourth class merchants passing through, always astonished when they find a first class whore like me to fuck, at a just about affordable price.
We had a storm last week – forced the caravans to stay here a few days. There was a young peddler, on his way to your people – well, your mother’s people – to sell a shipment of oranges. He was very passionate about how he was going to corner the market, having found out that orcs love oranges (you know I always listen, however boring the clients). Well, he was very impressed with me. The storm kept him here for four days and he paid me six visits. He really liked that low growl I make and how my tits bounced when I rode his cock. I remember you telling me something similar once. Long story short, even if he is right about the oranges, he is going to lose serious money on this trip.
It wasn’t the only storm. The merchants say the winter is going to be difficult, and the pass will probably close from the snow. That means we are probably going to close the shop for a couple of months – Globb will whine but gods know she’s made enough to last her through a year of snow. I might decide to come visit you then; I guess I can tolerate the capital’s stench for a little while.
Anyway, I don’t want to keep you. I am sure you have many clients waiting in line to enjoy you – I half expect tales of the capital’s up-and-coming half-orc whore to reach our little corner of nowhere soon.
Oh, one last thing. I did keep something from you. Remember Katrana? Of course you do, I just mentioned her. We’re fucking. I mean, right now, literally, she is eating my ass. Bet you didn’t know I could write in my flowery elvish script with a dwarven whore’s tongue in my asshole. She’s good – I think in a few days she will be able to take my fist in her cunt almost as deep as you. Almost.
Kisses,
Sylmi
P.S.: I…we are both signing this with a drop of our cum. This is elven paper so you should be able to smell it for months. If you’re into that sort of thing.
***
Rodry was not into that sort of thing, but still brought the paper to her nose for the thousandth time – it had been two weeks and the scent of wet pussy was still easily discernible, along with the paper’s vaguely forest smell.
She had no idea how her friend had found out her address and sent the letter so quickly. She had no idea about how Sylmi did a lot of what she did – like having access to this magic paper. She had shared a lot with Rodry, but still remained a mystery.
Fuck, she missed her.
She picked up her pencil and started writing.
Dear…no, no, that felt stupid when she wrote it.
***
Sylmi,
Sorry for taking so long to reply. I have never written a letter before and you sent one on magic paper, calligraphy and all, like it was written by a queen. I fear I cannot do it justice. If there really is a guard or censor or whatever reading these, they are going to think you can do so much better than this clumsy half-orc. Well, fuck you, mister. I'll have you know I am the best colleague-girlfriend she can have. She’s a whore too, you know.