I’m just a pussy lickin' fool
and that ain't no braggart’s lie.
I love to lick your princess parts,
I love it when you sigh.

My mouth starts to salivate
when I see your funky stuff.
I’ll get all down and dirty
and go divin' in your muff.

I've been pleasing 'em this way
since I was seventeen.
 My tongue has memorized the way
Betwixt twat and between.

All the ladies will tell ya
I excel at giving head.
I gently grab their ankles,
c'mon, spread 'em baby, spread.

I get what you might call
a clear and unobstructed view.
Your pussy lips will blossom,
and I’ll smell that snapper stew.

Then my lips get busy,
I like to start around mid-thigh,
and lick my way to heaven,
and smile to hear you sigh.

I lick you up, I lick you down,
I lick you sideways, all around.
My tongue has talent, you will scream,
lickin' right there is your fondest dream.
 
I can munch on you all night my love,
lick everything in reach,
I lick your taint, I lick your ass,
and I love to lick your peach.

Talk about titties all you want,
take pictures of them too,
but give me an invite to your cunt
And I’ll sure inspire you.

I hum that tune that turns you on,
now your juices are flowing,
your hips start bucking up and down,
to cunny town we’re goin’.

Your thighs will squeeze my ears in place
as my tongue lavishes on your sex.
When I’m through you’ll kiss my face
and write me out bad checks.