"Allright, Sugar, so here's the deal.
Five dollars just to cop a feel,
but you look like a guy who don't settle for bits,
so, ten dollars and I'll show you my tits.
Twenty bucks and you can fondle them, too,
but maybe that's not enough for you.
For thirty you can jerk off while I watch.
Twenty more if you want me to touch.
That's fifty for a hand job, are you here for more?
Sixty, if you're looking to score.
That means a blow job, with rubber on,
twenty more if you want it gone.
We're up to eighty, but it's a hundred if you come.
A hundred and fifty, and you can stick it in my bum.
Don't like the backdoor, prefer the front?
Two hundred, and you can have my cunt.
And if you really, really want to feel like a king,
for three hundred you can do anything.
For an hour, that's all, I've got things to do.
But don't worry, Sugar, I'll take care of you.
So what do you say, are you up for it?"

I said, "Girl, what's with the rhymes 'n shit?"