Just one little finger

That's all that it takes

To make my love wiggle

To give her the shakes...

Just one little finger

Poking here, jabbing there

Makes her so sticky

All over down there!

Just one little finger

It's sucked in, then two

She kisses all my fingers

With succulent goo!

So if you have fingers

And your love is about

You'd better offer

So she doesn't pout!

You don't want her pouting

'tis best if she's shouting!

"Oh wiggle that finger!"

"You dirty old lout!"