Office rumors are really the worst
People think they see things
Sometimes they can't be reversed
A rumor or perhaps an office fling

I was on my cell phone 
My secretary was filing
She supposedly sucked my bone
Everybody saw that I was smiling

Sandy the secretary is a slut
She sucked my dick
She even rubbed my nuts
And gave me head on my prick

She was on her knees
I was holding my head
A slut and a tease
They assumed we'd go to bed

Sandy was enjoying my dick
She was sucking my cock on the floor
She loved that my dick was thick
She was a whore that didn't shut the door

That's all the talk at the water cooler
How Sandy the slut gave me head
The rumor is she's a cougar
I'm embarrassed my face is now red

The filing cabinet was in the way
It looked like we were being inappropriate
I couldn't be so lucky any day
She's my freaking associate