This girl is a tease

and her aim is to please

you can sit on the settee

and be the referee

she will make you smile, lick your lips and say cheese

confident that she will not displease

now watch as she goes down on her knees

and shows her expertise

she will slowly pull up her chemise

and take it all in with ease

she’ll make you say pretty please

and yearn for a pole tease

she will suck it in and give it a tight squeeze

and make you jerk, go gee-wheeze

she will drive you so crazy, you’ll sit there and freeze

she’ll even make you utter words in Japanese

she is not one to accept any fees

though you can pay her, even in rupees

but remember, she is not a sleaze

she might be naked but that’s just a tease