To be read... or perhaps even sung, to the tune of "A few of my favourite thing" from the Sound of Music

Sucking on nipples so pert and so rosy.
Fucking in front of a fire so cosy.
Black plastic butt plugs and beaded cock rings,
these are a few of my favourite things.

Women in sunshine with dresses a flowing
Lifting them up and so their sweet pussy's showing
Each time I see it then up my cock springs.
These are a few of my favourite things.

Pretty white lingerie, lacy and frilly.
Cherry red lips tightly wrapped round my willy.
Being filled with a strap on until my arse stings
These are a few of my favourite things.

When my cum shoots, on your thigh boots
Something I adrore
I simply remember my favourite things
and then my cocks hard... once more!