You're a little shit, you know that?
Apparently the ape didn't hear me.
I get home from work and I can’t wait to drop into my bed. Another day ... another dollar. But sometimes it’s hard being the bread-winner. The newspaper is lodged in the bushes. Shit, I can’t reach that, I think. Opening the front door, I’m greeted by the smell of burnt food. Waffles ... bread ... muffins? Whatever it was, it’s burned to hell and another waste of the groceries I just bought. Walking into the kitchen, I’m...