Jake sat on a bench outside the larger of his town's two malls, watching a video on Youtube called "The Top Five Goombas." Jake was short for a man, barely reaching 5'7". His skin was white, with a slight red tinge to it. He wondered where it was from, not having been in sunlight long enough to get even a tan. It didn't help that is was cloudy and looked about to rain. His hair resembled that of Shaggy's from Scooby-Doo a...