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To lay here in my bed, a quarter past something
listening to the sounds of the love of my life, next to me
Knowing that after near a half a century
She still tolerates my antics.... my needs... my wants...

That life has changed us both, but let's us be together
That my body still feels something
Even when time confuses as to what that is....
And my finger still grip or stroke mine.... thinking of hers....

That my mind still find the numbers and letters
That opens my tablet to Lushville....
Finding this venture that some 2709 others...
Have joined me this time

Together we come here to fill our minds
As we pass the time reading and writing
About what was.... what could be... or that we fear
Free to wonder.... Free dream... not being alone...

Yes, we are scattered around this world
But we come here, one big group...
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The only time I wear one is at work when in a top that is a bit too see thru. Other than that I never wear one... hate them. I have large nipples that stick out all the time... I love the looks I get.



Such a Tease.... Now I'll be looking for you all day....
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Yes, it's true.... I'm down to the last four cases of Buffalo Sweat- an oatmeal cream stout that was made my Tallgrass Brewing Co. They closed operations back in August, 2018..... so join me in sharing a 6-pack......sip slowly and smile while it lasts.
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Quote by curvygalore
It was busy in here last night and I'm enjoying catching up with all the posts. Great to see some folk who haven't been around and about lately, as well as all our regulars. smile


Oh, so then, Ms Curvy One, you can go on and blush a bit and say you DID miss the likes of "a round" irregular fella, who stumbled in to stir the pot, only to whistle a bit of the tune, "Moon River"as I caught a view of "your heinous" while you bent over to reach under the counter...... couldn't help myself to wonder what I've been missing.....
You fer-sure, brightened up my night, my Lady.....
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Rump........
The reference of the world described "threadjack"as:

threadjack. Verb. (third-person singular simple present threadjacks, present participle threadjacking, simple past and past participle threadjacked) (Internet) To take over a discussion thread with a subject unrelated to the original posting.

Then there are those that think outside the box......



Take control before it gets out of hand..... threadjacking should not be tolerated....



In construction trades, thread jacks are any number of threaded adapter, to level or adjust objects during installation:



Please note that the above pics were bootlegged and were not intended as advertisements or in any way, the real property of this poster???
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Why are you posting spiders? Why can't you post dresses and hairstyles and jewellery and cake?



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Weekender, I used to love voting in person, but this vote by mail thing is easy, and I have grown lazy.


To me, it's more then voting.... it's a community expression.... in some ways, an indication of who really gives a carp, in my area, even though I might only see most all there, the few days we gather to vote on anything. Crazy as that sounds, and considering the length of time you can go vote, the odds are great that I only see one person by name, and only a few by face.... it's just knowing I'm not the only one who cares.... holding true even if nothing I vote for goes through. That alone is encouragement to "rethink".... either consider views at hand or speak out and promote my thoughts more effectively.

Heading for the line! Might see you there.

P.S. Verbal, I'm saving that early voting idea for when my tired bones out vote my body, about standing in the drizzly cold morning air, fighting my bladder about needing to find a bathroom.
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I was thinking last week or so that heading off to work one day was going to be a blowout of craziness. Having spent the day listening to office chatter about tomorrow has me now convinced that some 95 % will likely vote, but only 5% will take open claim that things went the way they voted!

Note to self while standing in line:
--- don't reference "straight ticket"
--- in talking about guns, the only safe comment for anyone would be "I have a lot of concerns, with that whole issue", then change topics
--- everyone is likely to be viewed as a minority, of some kind; be it of some active, some faith, political position or likes / dislike of a food item.... so make no reference to anything, or you will be "offending" someone.
--- it's likely better that all your forms of id's have similar names and pictures when going to vote.... variation between multiple id's, does not privilege a person to vote multiple times.
--- pack a lunch.... gonna be a long wait in line.... and a longer day after going on to work....

I could enjoy a glass of crushed ice, to witch a 50/50 mix of cranberry juice and white wine has been gently stirred, as well as a refill of hot dark yumminess for my 24 oz stainless.... (hmmm Brown Coffee or browncoffee??)

You all be safe tomorrow, and despite the outcomes, let's all meet back here and drink a glass of your favorite in respect that there will likely be no true winner.... just a mess of persons and ideal we dislike a bit less then other choices, offered.
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Quote by Beffer
My ex-girlfriend used to use ice cubes on me (and in me). I wouldn't let her drip hot wax on me though. Call me a coward!


When playing with wax, there are a lot of variables to consider.....

Soy based waxes melt at temps as low as 111 degrees, where bee wax (hard type) will take 138 degrees. Keep in mind, the normal hot water heater is set at 110- 115, highest being 120. (Instant hot type heaters can be set hotter, but average is still 112-115!!)
Hot pots for waxing hair removal is typically 86 - 104 degrees..

The higher you hold a melting candle over target, the more it cools before making contact.... start high and really slowly, lower to where you cause partner to flinch to avoid next drip.... then, again, varied from there.....

Just like getting into the bath tube.... it feels hotter the more sudden it comes in contact... body area adjusting with exposure.... and self application less shock then if done by other... blindfold increases the surprise of it all.

Where the wax hits and how many drips changes the intensity... starting with a small spot then increasing circle to cover, say your nipple is interesting affect in that new drips reheat and cool the area, causing a "pinching effect" was the wax dries.

Play, but play safe!!!
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Jeff, taking care of us old farts can be a challenge. Just read that Sandra Day Conners has announced being diagnosed with dementia, probably the Big A. Been meaning to send you a PM about that 'stetson'. If you meant boots, I just hope they weren't supposed to have spurs attached.

BTW, the first word in your blurb is 'They'. Then the first word in the story is 'They'. Those indefinite proNouns are the devil's handtool.

BTW #2 - Might be time to consider changing this joint's name to, Beaver Liquors, where, Beaver Breath Brandy, would always be on sale.

Sara, here's your hot chocolate with a double-handful of mini-marshmellows. Now what about the rest of you likely licker likers?



I went ahead and started sourcing new stock, just in case you go through with name change for the bar:
Samples include.....
From California:



(In case our southern "neighbors" manage to make the trip.)

From Colorado:
Call went out to this one (a personal favorite)....


From East Coast, Holyoke, Ma, I'm still waiting from a quote from:

(Question of shipping to Arizona, ... "Pony Express hauling bottles??)

In considering bulk orders, this place in Utah offered discount if we bootleg it South, ourselves:


If we want to start smaller, I'd say we order a few bottles of a fine Double-Oak 10th Mtn. Bourbon



Keep me in the loop. I'll get the trucks rolling.....
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Quote by Ping


No lyin'! We once had a home renovations store called this. As an immature teen, we made jokes about women getting splinters. Yup. I've not grown up much from then.

Who the hell names a store, Beaver Lumber???


The Beaver Hut Dam Growlers..... Fast Food Restaurant in Corvallis, Oregon.

There there's Beaver Supermarket..... where else but in Beaver, Pennsylvania which is in none other then Beaver County.

Access this address (yes..... "Your Beaver County .com) and there is a link to the Women's Leadership Programs, there in Beaver Co.

http://www.yourbeavercounty.com/10-favorite-new-businesses-beaver-county-2014/

They even have a links for "High Paying Jobs" and Business Loans for Women.... in Beaver Co.... Collateral??

Should I go on???? And I thought folks from Pennsylvania held their woodchucks close to their hearts?

Looking for Work??? https://m.facebook.com/BeaverPlumber/
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Quote by curvygalore
My turn to get this party started or at least switch BB on. If you're lucky, I might even find you a mug!

Tea, coffee, hot chocolate, fine lickers anyone?


Thanks for the hot stuff this morning curvy....
and I'll take coffee to go... 2-tall double brews, with a shot of hot chocolate, stacked top of each.
Gonna be one of "those days" at work.... heading in early
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This is better then I thought... Let's see....4- laughed at you.... two others admitted that they did for someone they cared about... NOT you.....and the old fat guy hasn't lift.....lol

I'll just sit here and watch.....

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Yep.... keeping with the Beer, let's go with a can of Vanilla Bean Buffalo Sweat, made by Tallgrass Brewing Co. There in Manhattan, Ks.


Style: Oatmeal Cream Stout Brewed with Vanilla Beans
ABV: 5.2%
IBU: 14
Malts: 2Row Pale, Carapils, Vienna, Victory, Black, Roasted Barley, Malted White Wheat
Hops: Columbus, Willamette
Adjuncts: Flaked Oats, Lactose Sugar, Vanilla Beans

This one has a lot of class, considering Food Pairings: Crème brulee, cheesecake and chocolate-covered cream puffs stuffed with vanilla pastry crème.

Leaving a few on the counter from last year's stash.... it's only available November through March!!

Will be making room for fresh purchase, in a few weeks.



As always, I'll feed the tip jar to compensate for BYOB, in exchange for using one of the almost clean glasses!!

Cheers, have a great evening!
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As I'm sure, many across the USA Midwest, as well as other far sided locations may be experiencing the coming of fall weather along with the dampness of all day drizzle. Finding myself feeling a need for warm soup and evening adult refreshment, within the confines of home, I'm sharing, yet again, a great cocktail:

Start with you favorite mug, glass, tumbler or "Monster Mug", add a responsible dose of Rock-Town-Coffee-Liqueur (or a reasonable substitute), then fill with cold brewed coffee of your liking (Note.... if you have chosen to venture out, stop on by at RUMPLATIONS: AHT&CB and top that off with the thickness coming from the depths of Big Bertha!!

Warning: Adding The juices of Big Bertha into evening drinks has been known to cause "wide-awareness", and awareness of your behavior throughout the period of otherwise intoxication.

I went ahead and left a bottle on the bar for those wishing to sample before purchasing a full bottle of such distillation!!

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A Maple Butter Kiss cocktail hits the spot for anyone with a sweet tooth craving. Pour 1 ½ ounces of vodka, a ½ ounce of DeKuyper Buttershots liqueur or butterscotch schnapps, and ¼ ounces of real maple syrup into an ice-filled cocktail shaker. Strain the mixture into a martini glass after vigorously shaking. Top the drink off with a sprinkle of fresh-ground nutmeg!


To all my fellow patrons who might by chance, suffered through one of those days in business, when the Company Clown.... who only yesterday, stated he found the "real answer" to resolve a major roadblock in a contract..... so he struts into the big meeting and made a pitch for a "major deal".... using the same reference materials; same slides; and same projections as you proposed last month..... while you sit there, slacked-jaw in disbelief hearing the fool, all sassy mouthing about his team working so hard to be "original thinkers"...... And then..... halfway through the presentation, the "Old Man" stands, laughs aloud and calls foul, stating "If I recall, I didn't like this idea last month".

Yep.... everyone is expected in Saturday to brainstorm a new deal.... or pick up your last check on Monday.

Sometimes I think that guy goes to far overboard just to make me look a bit smarter in the food chain of management.
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Invite to write a story, or meet Randall, perv:

weekender says:
What? No writing skills at all?
Randall2you says:
would you like put your hard cock in my mouth
weekender says:
And topic?
weekender says:
Thought we were going to chat about a story line?
Randall2you says:
turning me out for my first time
weekender says:
Meaning what?
Randall2you says:
I want to taste cock so bad...also want warm cum down my throat
weekender says:
So shop around.... sounds like you want Greig list
Randall2you says:
I want you to make me pleasure you in any way you want...over and over
weekender says:
Are you gaming here or wanting help with a story??

Sadly he moved on.... venture at your own risk!!


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Really, mister perfect.... you're having a fit over 1090 calories..... Really?

Really, dude, ask her to dress up a bit, take her out to a healthy salad place... enjoying a light meal followed by a relaxing stroll around a pleasant park, and remind her hour pleased you are that she cared enough to go through all she has, to try to be healthy. Then ask what her goals are to continue her efforts and above all, ask what you can do to support her efforts.

Get your boney but in gear....she's put up with your carp for 20 plus years... ever think she put on weight, knowing you'd stay off her?

Good luck getting yourself out of the pickle jar.
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Quote by Buz
It doesn't matter much to me about boob size. Small is just fine. I don't think really large boobs are sexy.


Funny how four years make a difference in views....
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Does switching hands while reading stories, all evening count?
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Quote by cutewifeKelly
Yes, and sometimes I provoke it. I used to have to ride the train for work, and sometimes it would be standing room only. If I had a seat, I would sometimes undo a button on my blouse so the guy standing next to me had a view inside from certain angles, then I would chuckle to myself as he would position himself to get a good view.



Sorry..... didn't realize you knew I was moving about for the better view...
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Quote by AylaJ



It was, interesting to see what people can do with only 100 words.

Not a big drinker, but i'd love a coffee! Thanks smile


Hang around and look through Forums, as there are other such challenges to make words dance and tease the mind.

As for the drinking here... little if not, no peer pressure to indulge though some of us post our thoughts and memories of such... the content of even a great six-pk at my house might last as many months. Lots of serious coffee, tea and even fancy water drinkers flow through in a day.

Join the fun, share the grumps and challenges of your day, enjoy the pace.... just don't kick "cat-looking" critters or stick gum on anything looking like a throne..... start new coffee at own risk... and don't eat the last donut without offering to share with at least one other person (claim dibs after counting to ten.... it's the asking that's important)....
One last thing, when the bowl of peanut hulls fills, dump content on floor the stomp to bits.... they soak up more spills, and are less bothersome to Curvy's feet, should she stroll in barefoot, in the early morning hours. (I worked hard to buff down her corns.... May be a bit tender, yet).
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Rock Town Rye, Cream; chilled, four fingers with two ice.

Bottle on the bar, try it straight, (or bi, ambidextrous, less dominant handed.... or trade for belly button shots)

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knock if off, guys. much appreciated, but yeah. shush. Big Hugs


Ya, folks, be more respectful....just give her the finger

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Rock Town Bourbon Cream Lacquer; chilled, four fingers with ice.
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Quote by seeker4


Congrats to Amelia, Pixie, and Hannah. And to Beffer ... better you than me . For once I'm happy to miss out on third.


Yep. And a very special thanks to Liz, for pitching my junk story to the curb (check is in the mail!) An that special someone who "paid" me with a flash pic of her real life tits, if I submitted a story. (Does that make me a professional writes, now).

It all kept me smiling and otherwise out of gum scrapping business (did enough of that back in school).

Cheers!! To our whiners!!
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Quote by browncoffee


You're a class act too, Julie. Thank you for giving Weekender such brilliant and eloquent advice. We should have köffee together!


Can I sit on the sideline and watch you too melt sugar cubes on each other? Sounds like a win-win to me...
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