It’s my birthday, and the whole world seems to have forgotten me, no calls from my parents, friends are all out of town this weekend, a real bummer. I am twenty seven years old, not currently in a relationship, consider myself attractive, that is five three, 34c, size eight, short blonde hair, not skinny, just curvy in the right places. I am not going to let my birthday slide, I have been shopping for a new outfit to wear...