The year is 2242. The downward trend in sperm count amongst white males that began in the late 20 th century has continued for the past two centuries. Only 18% of the world's current population has honest-to-god white skin. Only 8% of that population is male. I happen to be one of them. My owner has me posted in the Genetic Enhancement Catalog for upper-class women who want their children to have lighter skin or other her...