"Hurry up, honey! They'll be here any moment, and we don’t want to give anyone any heart attack!" That's what she said when I rolled her behind on the kitchen table, just to pump my trick into her treat ferociously and finish our quickie. She was right; the rest of the family could catch us in action for the first time – which surely would cause monumental problems, as it was my very own mother that I was drilling barebac...