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Quote by wxt55uk

Hope you get better soon, Kat. 😊❤️

I try one of the psychedelic-looking bunnies. Thank you.

P.S. Perhaps I should have a 🍺 as well, as today, with my latest story, I gained my Prolific Writers Badge. 😈

Congratulations on your PW Badge!

Mr. Bear, please put all of David's drinks on my tab today!

Just poking my head in to say hi! Been down for the count most of the week. Caught a stomach bug from the littles. Feeling like I've turned a corner. But I'm gonna take my tea to go just in case. It's been 5 days of hell that I don't want anyone else to have to experience. All the while, doing my best to help with two sick kids and making sure to pick up the older one from school every day. Just glad today is here and that I am starting to feel human.

Happy Easter if I don't HOP in before then!

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Hi, folks. Mood is in the tank. Fucked up and lost a story that felt like it would have legs which didn't help. Might take another go at it or just move on to one of my other projects. Not sure.

I turn 60 in three weeks. The wife clearly wants to do something special and I just want to spend a week or two by myself. After 21915 days on Earth (yes, I calculated it, though I estimated leap days so I might be off by a day or two), what's one more?

Sorry for the rant. I will take a strong cup of Red Rose. Bag in and steep the hell out of it.

Sorry. I have been there and done that in the lost story department. It feels like someone has taken the wind out of your sails.

I'm about 2 weeks shy of 2 years older than you, so happy early birthday to us! I'll be spending my bday with giraffes in San Antonio. Which will be nice after the frozen tundra that I'm in being in Michigan right now. I have to admit, it actually felt warm coming downstate after being up in St. Ignace!

Rant away, you're entitled to, and I'll join you in some tea, but I'm gonna have some Constant Comment this morning.

I'm planning a wedding shower with my DIL for my youngest daughter this morning, then heading out to see some dear friends. Should be a nice day.

Two years after The Ejaculation Coach, I’m finally working to finish the follow up story, The Spanking Specialist. Samantha focuses more on her side business of spanking and getting spanked. It’s coming along.

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Unfortunately, Kat, it might be more than just the dry air. I have another friend who lives in NY who had similar symptoms, and it's taken her several days to start to feel better.

Hot tea and a cuppycake, comin' right up! Hope it helps you feel BEARable!

I hate to jinx things for myself, but two days of vegging on the couch with hot tea seem to be helping. It might be the cuppycakes though!

The Gators won! Gator 🐊 chomp! Woo hoo!

Must have been cuz I wore my lucky shirt. Haha - under two sweatshirts. It’s cold AF up here. Currently 16 degrees F and feels like 7 F. It was 88-90 degrees F when I left home. I am actually hoping that the cold dry air is the reason for my sore throat. I was down for the count a good chunk of yesterday. I actually haven’t left the apartment the company rented for us since we arrived. Too cold for redheaded Kats!

Pass me a buttercream cupcake please and some hot tea. Time to cuddle up under some blankets. 🥶

These are the bunny cuppycakes I will be making with my grandson soon!

Yummy!!

Grabbing a quick cup of tea. I'm waiting for hubby to get done with work so we can go over to my son's and love on the grandkids. Had the BEST time last night. Son and hubby went to the hockey game and I had oodles of time with my favorite littles! It made the climate shock worth it. (I left 90 degrees for 40 degrees. 😳)

Have a great weekend all y’all 😎

Hugs to my favorite lion 🦁🥰

Last day of this antibiotic. Doc appointment tomorrow. Hoping my lobster red hands and feet fade once the medication is done and out of my system.

I have a new story out called Cookies and Lemonade. The link is in my signature bar. It’s one I’m very proud of and hope y’all will enjoy if/when you have time. Thanks. 😘

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Already is. I stocked some a while ago. Great black tea. If it isn't in the pots, just ask. I personally have Yorkshire Tea at work and Yorkshire Gold at home.

Good morning. New story of mine did go up last night. Lots of likes so far so I guess it is going over well. Kat's drinks are on me since she was the lucky mod.

It's the old "couple has a threesome with the neighbour" scenario but with some plot and character around it. And bi male action, this being me.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/porch-pirate-josh

Thanks! It was my pleasure to mod your story. But I'm not gonna turn down free drinks! Then again, I'm a cheap date; Coke Zero for me, please and thanks!

I wrote a fun micro that is more clever wordplay than it is sex, but if you like your stories short and sassy (sort of like the author), check out my latest Titty Clitty Gangbang.

Sprained my damn hand last Friday, so typing is slow, but I hope to have the next Mac & Grace story ready soon. I'm also polishing up a story that I have been poking at for the better part of three years. We shall see how that goes.

Porch Pirate Josh

The sight of our young neighbour on the porch starts a wild journey to new erotic experiences

Threesomes

Quote by wxt55uk

Kimmi, people will read the story because it is you who has written it...

We all know that we are lucky to have you here! 😘 Enjoy your Sunday too. 😊

Absolutely true! 😊

Saw “Death of a Unicorn” on Friday. I will never look at a unicorn the same way. 😳

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Morning Rumpies wave

You need to read Kat’s new micro!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/microfiction/lesson-for-a-cheater

And Ima gonna write me some smut today! Something good, too. I’ll be in my corner. Do not disturb sign is up. Me got this! yes

Thanks for the support, Kimmi! I've been into writing stories for pictures lately and I was pretty pleased with how this one turned out!

I'm off to the pool while it's still shady. Gotta keep my sun exposure to a minimum. 😘

Lesson For A Cheater

He thinks he's getting lucky after getting caught with another woman...

Microfiction

Just a Coke Zero for me, please, and thank you. I've been on antibiotics for so long that I think I've forgotten what a glass of wine tastes like!

TGIF all y'all!

I’m stunned to be a winner! There were so many great little stories. I loved the challenge, Kimmi! Thanks for your clever idea and your generosity! Congrats to the other winners too! I can’t imagine it was easy for your judge! Please thank him!

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

Good morning everybody!

Interesting event, at least in my life. I've just been signed by a literary agent who wants to represent Bear and Girl in non-English speaking markets. She believes it will appeal to a certain segment of the market.

I hope she's right.

Now, let's get the weekend started with some of our favourite drugs: Caffeine, alcohol, and cannabis…

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and English Breakfast teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is ready to go.

Today we're using

I've put out donuts.

Plus I've got some chocolate biscotti for y'all.

Take care out there, 'K?

I will be doing my video review just as soon as my hands don’t look like lobster claws! A side effect of the antibiotic prescribed for my superbug is photosensitivity. I did not realize that sunscreen is not as effective in this situation. My hands and feet are both severely sunburn. 😩😵‍💫🥴 Fortunately the temps are nice enough today that I can take my brother to the pool while there is still shade this morning. I just can’t catch a break. The good news is that I think the antibiotic is working. But it’s a slow process. I’m not 100% better but I am definitely improving. I go back to the doc next Thursday before I head north to take my brother back to Michigan and visit my kids/grandkids.

I have some UV gloves arriving today so protect my hands while I’m outside. Never thought I’d need gloves in Florida. Hahaha!

TGIF all y’all.

FUZZY! ❤️ - So happy to see my favorite Lion back in the pub! BIG HUGS!!!

Mr. Bear - thanks for the beary cute cuppycakes.

Tonya - Boy, I remember those days so well. Comp weekends were always so stressful. I remember how my girl cried and cried when all her friends' solos scored platinum, and she scored gold. The saddest part was that the judges really didn't have much in the way of constructive criticism. Turns out, none of the judges had any real tap background, and her solo was tap. The joke was on them because when some choreographers from NY saw a video of her performance, they invited her to come and dance in a showcase on Broadway. I don't miss the stress, but I do miss seeing my girl on stage. She will always be my littlely, even if she is getting married this year!

THREE! Yes, THREE contractors are here working today! And all of them are working hard and getting stuff done! It's like a miracle. 😊

You are truly one of the most generous people I know! And this was great fun, regardless of the outcome.

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I think it's a worldwide problem, Kat. We are waiting for a builder's start date to put a new roof on our garage and front conservatory. We have agreed on a price and paid the deposit, but tying down a start date... We've been waiting for over a month on that. 🙄

Hopefully hear this week!

Good luck! I hope you hear soon.

The second one is supposedly on his way. The third one was supposed to have been here yesterday but never showed. So, I assumed my property manager had his dates wrong and that the guy was supposed to be here today.

We finally heard back from the company we hired to clean out the drains in the parking lot. They were supposed to do this work a month ago, but the guy got the flu. This Wednesday is the only open date he has for months. So, hopefully, he stays well. We need these drains cleaned out before hurricane season comes back around. Otherwise, our property will flood. Can't have that, as new grass and bushes are set to go in very soon. There is a delicate balance and order to all this work. I just need the contractors to be here when they say they will be. Sighs...one more donut!

Well, 1 out of 3 contractors showed up so far today. Let's see if anyone else decides to show up. I may need one of those sprinkly donuts to soothe my savage inner beast. Why can't people just show up and do their job? Sighs...

Rain

She awoke alone after an evening of splendor. Rushing out into the rain, she found he’d left, the bed still warm.

Standing under a dilapidated umbrella, her heart ached. He’d exposed her soul just as the rain-soaked gown revealed her body.

He’d touched her as no man ever had, nor would ever do so again. Then he left her with nothing — until the swell of her abdomen proved otherwise.

Quote by JamesLlewellyn

It's Sit-On-Her-Day, so let's give a sit, shall we?

Lights are on, Lady Dryad has mostly cleaned up and we’re ready to rumble. Or is that just my tummy?

Tea Kettle is refilled and ready. There are pots of Red Rose and White teas available on the sideboard, plus all the other fine teas in the box. Sachets of Swiss Miss are available, along with the usual mound of mini marshmallows.

Big Bertha has been cleaned, rinsed, and refilled, and is serving up a storm.

Today we're using Peruvian Café Femenino blend from Planet Bean Coffee Roasters.

Seems like we've got Boston Cream donuts today – Ape will be pleased.

Plus I've got some fancy looking buttercream cuppycakes to tempt Kat and engage her waistline.

So, I've been told that the liberal boycott of Teslas has been causing conservatives to buy EVs.

Perhaps we should boycott books as well! Maybe it would provoke folks into reading, eh? 🤣

Oh those cuppycakes are so pretty. Maybe just one. Yum!

We are off to Costco in a bit to buy 15 large blue planters for around the pool deck. Our Costco only had three so we need to head out to Wesley Chapel. Can't beat the price - $46 each. Looking forward to the splash of color the pots will provide along the wall on the beach side. (after the wall is painted of course). Now I just need to figure out the placement of each pot so the landscapers can hook me up with water for them. Its stuff like this that helps me keep my chin up when there is still so much to do.

Watching them demo the ramp to my pier the past two days was tough. But it was necessary - it was dangerous to leave it the way it was. We will rebuild. But till then it looks strange.

Happy Saturday all y’all. 😘

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Did anyone notice the pretty butterfly resting on my… smile

I did! And may I say it looks exquisite there. 😘🦋