I hadn’t been to a titty bar in a few years, not since the one near my house closed. But then I found a new one, not too far away, and decided to escape to it a few times. Turns out the beers were only $3 and the girls were generally pretty and friendly. On my fifth or sixth trip there, Kristine asked if she could sit with me. She was pretty and tall with an amazing body, at least as far as I could see. She hadn’t danced...