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Over 90 days ago
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Good thing it doesn't mention the species nor size of the bear, but all things being equal before I find myself in a position to have to kick said bear I would first try massaging his balls and quite possibly giving him a blow job if he demanded it. Then I'd wrestle him down and spank him and reprimand him for being in my apartment.
My test results however indicated otherwise at 46 seconds after a healthy dose of lying.
My test results however indicated otherwise at 46 seconds after a healthy dose of lying.
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And all this time I thought this thread was the RIB cage and I was going to say: Women, you can't live with 'em and you can't stick 'em back in your rib cage. But of course I don't really believe women came from rib cages and my poor deceased mother would have taken a maple switch to my ass for suggesting such.p2oNorCWc3CHXupR
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Quote by ShylassDon't worry. The ark sank from the weight of the zillion pairs of insects that breed to fast. It got washed down a gully when it first started raining, but for the sake of the holy we pretend otherwise.
If I ever meet Noah, I'm going to punch his effing lights out.
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Quote by GuestBecause as per GOP: We're broke so your taxes MUST go to filthy rich people before it trickles back down so you can pay taxes on it to finally fix that "private" highway.
Tn Department of Transportation,
Someone please tell me why the fuck you haven't finished the road construction project you started in my hometown 3 YEARS AGO!!! Seriously, it's a flipping 5 mile stretch of road! In a small town with little traffic! Why the hell did the road need to be widened anyway? By the way, that's me swearing and flipping off your workers when they wait until I'm a few feet away then nearly run me over to pull out in front of me. Get it done already and get the fuck out!
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I now sit thinking back to forth grade as Mrs. Grumble smacks her thick, heavy, glistening yardstick across my desk.
"Someday you're going to end up writing trashy, steamy erotica on some erotic literature web site!"
"What's a web site?" I asked fully expecting to feel the wrath of Mrs. Grumble's big stick. "Our phone is bolted to the kitchen wall still."... <-- note speed bumps
"Someday you're going to end up writing trashy, steamy erotica on some erotic literature web site!"
"What's a web site?" I asked fully expecting to feel the wrath of Mrs. Grumble's big stick. "Our phone is bolted to the kitchen wall still."... <-- note speed bumps