http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/bear_balls
Take this test and see how long YOU can survive after kicking a bear in the balls!
Apparantly I would only last 32 seconds. Would be enough time to update my facebook status to "FUCK!"
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How long could you survive after a kicking a bear in the balls
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Active Ink Slinger
44 seconds.I'll finish the facebook posting for you
Wise Ass
Reminds me of this........
The night that changed my life, a four part series of a married man lusting after his co-worker
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Active Ink Slinger
37 seconds for me here.....
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Her Royal Spriteness
20 seconds... then again, i would never kick a bear in the balls. 
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Gingerbread Lover
41 seconds, long enough to tell Fred's mum he's messing with me. She'll kick his ass. 
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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33 seconds
Rocker of the cocker
23 seconds for me.. That sucks haha
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Reminds me of this........
You beat me to it. A classic! 
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
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Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Active Ink Slinger
Damn 33 sec, I so thought I had more ball kicking power than that
Active Ink Slinger
41 secs...
I was surprised... I didn't think I'd stick around long enough to FIND the bear's balls, let alone KICK them!
Fight or Flight reaction? This would be one of those things I'd be taking flight from.
I was surprised... I didn't think I'd stick around long enough to FIND the bear's balls, let alone KICK them!
Fight or Flight reaction? This would be one of those things I'd be taking flight from.
Purveyor of Sweetness
i am not taking any test because i am too darned smart to kick a bear in the balls to start with.... sheesh.....
Classified
Would have to be drunk to do it.
Sneak up from behind. However, 59 seconds!
Sneak up from behind. However, 59 seconds!
Of all our inventions for mass communication, pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney
Flutterby Pharie
21 seconds. Looks like I will be bear food.
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Weaver of Words
Looks like I'd be the first one to die. That should give everyone else a chance to kick and run!
Active Ink Slinger
Hopefully, long enough to empty the magazine of my weapon into his heart before he could reach me.
You may confuse love and lust.
I'm old enough to know better.
Love is the same thing as lust, only longer.
If someone tells you that love is monogamous,
they don't love you, they want to own you.
I'm old enough to know better.
Love is the same thing as lust, only longer.
If someone tells you that love is monogamous,
they don't love you, they want to own you.
Good thing it doesn't mention the species nor size of the bear, but all things being equal before I find myself in a position to have to kick said bear I would first try massaging his balls and quite possibly giving him a blow job if he demanded it. Then I'd wrestle him down and spank him and reprimand him for being in my apartment.
My test results however indicated otherwise at 46 seconds after a healthy dose of lying.
My test results however indicated otherwise at 46 seconds after a healthy dose of lying.
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Quote by celtic_29
48 seconds, not to be the nerdy pain in the ass guy, but seriously, depends on what kind of a bear. Koala bear, it's too cute to be fast. Black bear, eh, might be interesting. Polar or grizzly, I think you'd be dead before you even got to kick it.
How to tell the if it is a black bear or a grizzly bear. Kick the bear in the nuts and then run to the nearest tree and climb it. If the bear chases you to the tree, climbs the tree and kills you it is a black bear. If the bear chases you to the tree, knocks the tree over and kills you it is a grizzly bear.