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Great message and its the only clean object in this place. Umm it looks crooked, can you get up on the stepladder again? 🙄

I knew i shouldn't have worn a skirt today...

gets out step ladder, nails a sign on the wall

thank you to all of you for making this possible by being wonderful human beings.

I am very pleased to be able to gift BNW with an EP for his excellent story - Control. A new writer here with some very wonderfully written stories. This one is a standout. He claims to be a novice at writing BDSM tales, and yet this is an excellently crafted story that delves into not just the physical aspects of bdsm, but the mental and emotional as well, as Jake learns more about giving up control to his Mistress. you can find it here:

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/bdsm/control-8

So yeah, congratulation, BNW. Well done.

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EDIT: I just pulled what we'll call a Lyf, and forgot to hit the Like button on several stories I'd read and commented on. I went back and thought I got them all, but let me know if I missed yours. Or worse, if I changed my like back into a non-like because us poor colorblinds can't tell the difference between the colors. Discrimination!

A bourbon would be awesome. Maybe a gummie at the bottom, slowly dissolving into the alcohol.

You missed one of mine in 2019. Still dealing with ptsd over it.

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looks around It is quiet in here. I'd like a root beer float please, preferably with vanilla Haagen Daz. The Comp entries are pouring in, I wouldn't want to be a judge. Lots of great stories including by some of the regulars around here. Its a balmy 34F here, I might take my bike out.

true fact: i only enter comps cause it disqualifies me from judging. please don't tell Jen. she already knows LOL

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The Mods are amazing, can't believe how fast stories are being approved. Got another one up, a Fetish piece that's a bit unusual. Its 5.7K words but if you have that much time give it a look. Hopefully I did the link right.

The Cellist: Glissando | Lush Stories

i keep telling them to reject yours. but apparently, no one listens to me anymore.

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. I am sorry but using a 30 or 40 word paragraph of a 1000 word limit to give a bland, expository description of your character is not going to encourage me to read on. (end rant)

not an issue with mine, i assure you

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My (non) comp entry. Non because I read the rules too quickly. Let me be a cautionary tale to you all: actually read the all rules of the comp before you start writing. I'm so bad at rules.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/flash-erotica/gift-rapt

There's always one. Smh

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Maybe someone should show us so we fully understand flashing. 😇

Thank you for volunteering.😜

just a reminder for anyone reading this thread. the theme is FLASHING. if there is no FLASHING in your story, it will be sent back. for those unsure - FLASHING doesn't mean being naked. it's the deliberate, or sometimes non-deliberate act of showing off either your tits, your pussy, your cock, or your ass in a teasing way or flirtatious manner. thank you

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That's just the look on Rach's face as she puts the cuffs on.

😎

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Coffee please. That yogurt does look good and I have some strawberries to add too. Getting the word count down can be a challenge. I had to trim about 150 words on my Comp entry but it was a good edit, changed a lot of sentences to make them more active. My story production in the last week (2) has exceeded my production over the last 2 or 3 years by 2. lol

Dontmind me. Just stalking you. 😎

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For anyone who hasn't, being stoned while reading fiction is a beautiful experience. The theater of your mind goes into overdrive. I will definitely be reading sprite's submission that way.

Got 900+ words for my draft and close to the story's end, but stopped due to how to logically explain certain happenings within. If I can figure out this logic hole and fill it(phrasing) then I can just worry about editing during the week.

logic is poppy cock. go for illogic, my friend.

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What's the worst that could happen? She doesn't have a dunge... oh, she probably does. Sorry, man. We'll name a bar stool after you or something.😕

i do, actually. 😈😈😇

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I have been drunk and hated it. Never again. Have not tried weed and given my aversion to inhaling smoke, I would have to try edibles.

People will think the comp theme is drunk/high sex at Christmas if this keeps up.🤣

wait... it's not??

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More than my cat allows.

i feel you.

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Go to bed! 😘

you think i use the bed for sleep? ROFL! you are soooo funny

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Confession: I’ve never been stoned. In Kentucky we mainly just get drunk on Moonshine and Bourbon. I’m not even for sure what’s involved in getting stoned. 🤣 I called my 26-yr-old son for help… he’s still laughing. So, I’m on my own. If you don’t hear from me again, something went wrong in the process…

wwwhhhaaattt? lol much as i joke about being drunk, i don't really drink much and am rarely drunk. as for pot, well... i have a legal prescription, so why not take advantage of it? :) maybe you should just stick to moonshine - sounds like things are already going sideways for you

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Morning all, coffee please. Ok, since you asked I will have a splash of Jameson's.

That's a fine looking Cape Cod there James, I'd forgotten that's what the drink is called. Sounds like a bunch of us have Comp entries, most currently above 1000 words. Should be a busy Comp!

Anyone doing anything exciting this weekend?

i could have pruned it for you if you would have asked. i might do so anyway

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Ummm… so would it be best if we all get REALLY stoned before we read your story? 🤔

i mean, you know me. when is reading ANY story of mine while really stoned NOT a good idea?

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I think I finally have an idea. Now I just need to write it, fit it in 1000 words, and then hopefully like what I actually wrote LOL

do what i did. when you get to 998 words, no matter where you are, even if it's mid-sentence, just add "The End" and hit submit

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And that's different … how?

REALLY stoned. you'll understand once you read it. lol

just submitted mine... i am apologizing in advance. i was stoned when i wrote it. lol

is 89 words an acceptable length?

What do you win for 4th place?

When is the last day we can submit our story? Can i submit it late if i send pix of me naked with it?

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Rachel...

Fine. If you don't want to tell me. I'll ask someone nicer.

what's the theme again? asking for a friend.

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Why don't you just write a story about that nice Canadian boy you met at the North Pole? Fucker will write itself. 😊

you mean the one who broke my heart? it's supposed to be festive, not heartbreaking. 😢

can we set it around Kwanza instead? what about Hannuka? Winter Solstice? Saturnalia?