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That 4000 Words limit needs some leeway of let's say 2000 Words, please😢
for you, we'll set it at 4001 words. use that extra word wisely.
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Australia’s no good, but Tasmania is ok, right? Japan? England? Madagascar?
Ooh, how about Greenland? I’ve got a great idea involving JD Vance, a few servicemembers at the Thule base … and also a couch.
tasmania is ok. madagascar is ok. no on Japan. england and greenland. that all said. we envisioned this as a smaller island setting. THAT said, thinking outside the box is always welcomed here
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Quote by Seeker4
Remember the rules. Consent is mandatory, no celebrity fiction, and no revenge porn. Of course, JD consenting could be even more fun in its way (is he wearing a cute dress and frilly undies?🤣) but, yeah, the other two rules still come into play.🥺
I have an idea and a few paragraphs but still not sure where it goes in some regards. I am thinking low key magic realism rather than the outright fantasy I had in mind at one point.
i have written three entries so far. they are up for sale at... hold on, Jen wants to see me in her office. again. i still can't sit down from the list visit... sighs...
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Quote by varv
With whom? I agree with you here. But what does age have to do with it?
if you prefer to be with someone of a certain age group, then that is your choice, not the Dom/mes. Some people like older Dommes, some prefer closer to their own age, and some might want a younger Dom/me.
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
I love island settings and look forward to y’all’s entries! ❤️
I better sit this one out. My crazy mind went to “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Alien!” And you don’t wanna know what she does with her tentacle hair that moves like additional appendages!
dude! i will pay you to write that!
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Quote by RowanThorn
So this is going completely off topic for the thread, but censorship is extremely important on a site like this. And freedom of speech allows a personal business (Lush) to decide what kind of product and clientele it's catering to. There are websites that wlll specialize in all the things lush will not allow. Racism, ped0 stuff, it's all out there if that's what you're in to. Demanding a business cater to all interests is going against their freedom of expression.
And frankly, if this site freely hosted those sort of stories, I think it would lose tons of its user base. Would gain some new poeple too. But is that what the people running the site want? But honestly, I think if you want to delve into the issue further, take it to the political forums (the think tank). Start a topic there, it's not on topic for this thread.
guess he wasn't interested in sticking around and and having a debate.
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Quote by techgoddess
Stopping in for one of those Coke Zeros - thanks Bear!
As much as I dislike having to be on MethylPrednisolone again, today is the first day in 10 days that I didn’t wake up with a headache that felt like an ice pick being jammed above my right eye. I’m hopeful!
Fingers crossed, today that all the last odds and ends get completed so we can officially open the pool tomorrow. It’s been closed since the storm surge from Hurricane Helene last September 26th (23 weeks and 3 days ago). What a journey it has been. There is still so much to do, but it’s been a constant stream of contractors these past 2 weeks which has been wonderful to see. The concrete work is finished, the new lawn irrigation system is about half installed, the new pool furniture is here (I’m overseeing the placement of the 30 loungers and 24 chairs I ordered before Christmas that finally arrived last week), and the temporary fence with a gate is in place thanks to my wonderful hubby who stepped up when no contractor was available to build it. Praying for good weather tomorrow. I’d love to be able to take my brother for a swim without having to traipse over to the condo two places to the south of us. He’s been watching the progress every day and saying, “Pretty soon.”
Well that is all I have to babble about. But if any guy is feeling baffled about how to add a little spice to the sex life or how to get the Mrs. in the mood, check out my latest story, Dear Mistress Kat (link in my signature bar below). Thanks! 💋
TGIF all y’all!
Prednisone makes me crazy. The mood swings are intense. Better than the alternative though. Hang in there, love. 🤎🤎🤎
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Quote by YourMomThinksIAmCute
That's it, I'm going to write an erotica tale set in a lingerie shop with a bunch of women all getting fitted for new bras and cup sizes and strap lengths are going to abound. Won't be nary a paragraph nor a bit o' dialogue without a body measurement of some sort.
Keep me updated. This, i want to read. lol
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Quote by techgoddess
We're all friends here. No one is going to pour chocolate on their gorgeous bottom and sashay into Rump's and tell you that you can't have any! Just know that I get first dibs! 😉 I mean, c'mon... It's chocolate... and Kimmi's bum.
Just make sure you save some for the rest of us.
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Quote by Caged_4_Her_2_Abuse
thank you for the quick reply. OK, I think I hit all of those points. I'l submit it and see what the mods say. Just tightening up a few things and I will re-review it with those points in mind. TY!!
Thanks for checking before hand, btw. And please make sure the tags reflect this, ie CNC. That is for the mods as much as readers. It's not any fun to get surprised by as a mid 
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
(Dropping off cupcakes, some are cream-filled, others not.
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It’s my birthday, but let’s just keep that a secret amongst us, please. I just wanted to share some yummy cupcakes with y’all.
I’ll be in storeroom 4, playing with my boy toys.
Happy birthday, beautiful
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Quote by rcoreyus
Not sure if this is the right place to ask. What are the rules for stories with a fantasy 'punishment' theme? Things along the lines of a medieval setting where a nun and a workman are caught in flagrante delicto and are to be punished in the village square. (which could involve anything from whippings to being forced to perform sex acts). In a way any sort of 'punishment' fantasy has a NC element.
I have a variety of stories (the first one which is totally vanilla is still waiting for review (no rush)), but I don't want to break site rules or offend anyone with some of the more edgy, or fantasy BDSM themed stories.
Its completely OK if the sort of fantasy scene above doesn't meet site standards, I can stick with the more vanilla stories here.
Being forced to perform sexual acts falls under the nonconsent rule and is therefore a huge no-no.
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just a note. when you submit a story, please make sure that it is ready to publish. too many stories are sent in with multiple issues concerning TOS and grammar. that means we have to mod them, return them with a detailed list of issues that need to be addressed, and then mod them again when they are re-submitted. in other words, we have to do the work twice or sometimes more. thanks!
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
I appreciate your mod work, Kat! ❤️It’s a thankless job and we authors tend to think all our stuff is the shizzle when in truth it needs work. Hahaha! Get your paddle out when we get outta line.
your stuff is the shizzle. wish i could say that about some of the other entires we get, though.
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Quote by YourMomThinksIAmCute
I wish there was a story writer's membership. I don't care about the chat rooms or cams or HD videos. I care about spamming the site with my erotic fantasies for like-minded individuals to read and appreciate, so that my brain can make with the happy chemicals as I read each new comment over and over again obsessively.
I don't know if this is possible but I will be happy to draw attention to your query. 🙂
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Quote by KimmiBeGood
Morning, Rumpies
Big squishy hugs to you, Kat! Hang in there! ❤️
I have a huge project install this weekend. Hoping it goes well. Hope it’s over before the Super Bowl commercials start!
Last week to get a poem in! Looking at you LYFBUZ, Annie, and Sprite!
Enjoy your weekend, peeps!
Do naughty things!
Love y’all!
Yep, not happening. I am officially done with comps.
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FYI - if you feel the need to actually do something...
There are two things that we should be doing all the time right now, and they're by far the most important things.
You should NOT be bothering with online petitions or emailing.
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1) The best thing you can do to be heard and get your congressperson to pay attention is to have face-to-face time — if they have town halls, go to them. Go to their local offices. If you're in DC, try to find a way to go to an event of theirs. Go to the "mobile offices" that their staff hold periodically (all these times are located on each congressperson's website). When you go, ask questions. A lot of them. And push for answers. The louder and more vocal and present you can be at those the better.
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2) But those in-person events don't happen every day. So, the absolute most important thing that people should be doing every day is calling.
YOU SHOULD MAKE 6 CALLS A DAY:
2 each (DC office and your local office) to your 2 Senators & your 1 Representative.
Calls are what all the congresspeople pay attention to. Every single day, the Senior Staff and the Senator get a report of the 3 most-called-about topics for that day at each of their offices (in DC and local offices), and exactly how many people said what about each of those topics. They're also sorted by zip code and area code.
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Republican callers generally outnumber Democrat callers 4-1, and when it's a particular issue that single-issue-voters pay attention to (like gun control, or planned parenthood funding, etc...), it's often closer to 11-1, and that's recently pushed Republican congressmen on the fence to vote with the Republicans. In the last 8 years, Republicans have called, and Democrats haven't.
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So, when you call:
A) When calling the DC office, ask for the Staff member in charge of whatever you're calling about ("Hi, I'd like to speak with the staffer in charge of Healthcare, please") — local offices won't always have specific ones, but they might. If you get transferred to that person, awesome. If you don't, that's ok — ask for that person's name, and then just keep talking to whoever answered the phone. Don't leave a message (unless the office doesn't pick up at all — then you can — but it's better to talk to the staffer who first answered than leave a message for the specific staffer in charge of your topic). Give them your zip code. They won't always ask for it, but make sure you give it to them, so they can mark it down. Extra points if you live in a zip code that traditionally votes for them, since they'll want to make sure they get/keep your vote.
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If you can make it personal, make it personal. "I voted for you in the last election and I'm worried/happy/whatever" or "I'm a teacher, and I am appalled by Betsy DeVos," or "as a single mother" or "as a white, middle class woman," or whatever.
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C) Pick 1-2 specific things per day to focus on. Don't rattle off everything you're concerned about — they're figuring out what 1-2 topics to mark you down for on their lists. So, focus on 1-2 per day. Ideally something that will be voted on/taken up in the next few days, but it doesn't really matter — even if there's not a vote coming up in the next week, call anyway. It's important that they just keep getting calls.
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D) Be clear on what you want — "I'm disappointed that the Senator..." or "I want to thank the Senator for their vote on... " or "I want the Senator to know that voting in _____ way is the wrong decision for our state because... " Don't leave any ambiguity.
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E) They may get to know your voice/get sick of you — it doesn't matter. The people answering the phones generally turn over every 6 weeks anyway, so even if they're really sick of you, they'll be gone in 6 weeks.
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From experience since the election: If you hate being on the phone & feel awkward (which is a lot of people) don't worry about it — there are a bunch of scripts (Indivisible has some, there are lots of others floating around these day). After a few days of calling, it starts to feel a lot more natural.
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Put the 6 numbers in your phone (all under P – Politician.) An example is McCaskill MO, Politician McCaskill DC, Politician Blunt MO, etc., which makes it really easy to click down the list each day.
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