Quote by Magical_felix

.......where does he get the cum from

he doesn't swallow?

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Is this a good place to discuss overly strict story submission issues? Myself and other authors are getting frustrated by the overly strict story reviewers that prevent us from getting our stories published. I get that there has to be a reasonably high standard to maintain the quality of the site but I can't get published because of a few (subjectively) missing commas. As it stands, I feel like I am prevented from being published for it not being perfect. Even in senior honors english, I might have gotten a B- for a few mistakes but I still would have passed. I submitted the same story to another larger and more established site, that I won't name here, and was successfully published on my first try. It was the exact same story that I could not get published on Lush in two attempts. On the other site, My story was read over 12,000 times in just two days and had a 4.3 rating. People liked it! I don't think they stopped being aroused by a missing comma. I am never sure who to talk to about things like this in Lush but we are a community and we should be heard. If this was the wrong place for this, I would welcome a better outlet if anyone knows where I should go?

feel free to contact me about it if you'd like - tbh, I completely agree and have mentioned it more than once in the backroom. it's one thing to want the stories to be high quality. it's another to be so nitpicky that it becomes frustrating for the authors, which i think has become the case in a lot of instances, so yeah, hit me up.

(I am probably going to get in trouble for this, but fuck it, when did that ever stop me? lol)

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It is because people Don't want to work for them selves . To justify that , they come up with events of injustice [their pov] in other spaces , very little to with them. They find resonance with similar people and the sound gets louder. Media and other intellectual vultures, who feed on this tries to tap it for their self benefit...

most people don't work for themselves. they work for multi-billion dollar corporations who keep getting richer, while their employers are just trying to keep a roof over their heads and food on the table.

Only Murders in the Building.

the shooter was, apparently, a 20yo man and a member of the GOP so this could get interesting. and sorry, I mourn when kids are shot in classrooms. had Trump been killed? well, as my wife said, 'would you have objected to Hitler being assassinated in 1936 if you knew what was coming? and honestly, I think we can all see what is coming at this point'.

thoughts and prayers.

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Are we allowed multiple entries?

no. one entry per person, please.

for me, it's easy. Biden wins and I have a better chance of keeping my rights as an LGBTQ person. Trump wins. and I'll probably become a second-class citizen with fewer rights than a lot of you enjoy. but yeah, let's pretend that the GOP is all about freedom. unless you're a woman. or gay. or a minority. then you can forget about it.

the media focuses on the party aspect of pride, so that's what a lot of people think it's all about. a parade, parties. wild sex, all that stuff. it's a bit of a shame, really, cause while all that stuff is great - not going to pretend like I'm not going to have a blast at the parade, what gets lost in the mix is the amount of workshops, the campaign work on social and political issues and initiatives, the fund raising for lgbtq+ causes... a lot of work goes into protecting our hard-earned rights for equality, much of which goes unnoticed by most. i get funny looks when I say we are at war, but the truth is, we are. a lot of people want to see lgbtq people eradicated. recent victories include the defeat of Initiatives 1515 & 1552 in Washington state, the Montana Locker Room Privacy Act, and the Anchorage Proposition 1 all of which would have repealed anti-discrimination protections for LGBTQ+ people. it really is a war. so let us have our month in peace and stop complaining about not having a straight pride month. did you know that in states like like Alaska, Idaho, and Montana, people can still be legally fired for being LGBTQ+?

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That's a good point, Felix. However a President isn't just for Christmas. Let's say that the idea of Trump is so repugnant that they vote for Biden as the least worst option and he's returned to office. There's no way he's gonna make another four years, is there?!! And that's a problem isn't it?

D x

#1. that's why we have a VP. #2. so vote for Trump simply because we think he might last 4 years?

Happy pride everyone.

love, your resident racist.

Inside/Out 2. Just as good as the first one!

bump

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Part 2 of Boardrooms & Boudoirs (Mac & Grace) is almost ready to share.

In the meantime, its taken nearly 5 years, but The Office Whore - Part 1 is approaching “Famous” status. Please take a moment to check it out. With all of my amazing followers, I know you can help Chad and Reina become “famous” in no time! 💋

got excited for a moment and thought it was BoardGAMES and Boudoirs. either way, I am sure it will be excellent.

started writing again. have a new Alice chapter submitted for publishing. it felt good. i might do some more of this writing thing

a book - The Conference of the Birds by Ransom Riggs. And a CD - Space is the Place by Sun Ra. And a tank. No, seriously. A model tank. It's a gift for a friend who likes to build military models. Sort of a 80th anniversary of D-Day gift. I mean, why not?

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Apparently not. If she’s referring to something that happened in the past few days nothing was on the major news cycles.

maine. 18 people in a bowling alley. just business as usual, sorry to say.

Quote by NishasWorld

In two months time I will be fifty, and friends who have already reached that landmark tell me that once you reach the other side, bits start dropping off.

So, what do I need to cram into the final two months of my first half-century that I won’t be able to do afterwards? Suggestions smutty and otherwise are most welcome. 🤭X

what bits are we talking about here? fingers? toes? lol

Quote by Jen

Don't hate me, but I need to push the announcement date back a few days. Work is kicking my ass this week. Sorry guys, I won't delay it too long, I promise.

you should have taken me up on my offer. lol

Quote by Magical_felix

So it’s OK to see the women’s pussies hanging out but the men have to cover their balls?

Men are people too and the wokies are trying to take away our sexuality.

while oversexualizing the women, some of whom are quite young.

Quote by Magical_felix

My theory as to why you never capitalize anything is because it requires two hands and it’s just physically too exhausting.

yeah, i should probably take better care of myself. maybe take a page from your book. lots of pot and booze while sitting in the basement trolling a porn site.

Quote by Magical_felix

Some women just can’t stand seeing a confident man. SAD!

as long as he ain't ugly.

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I was a cute baby

what happened in later life?

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Just want to add in Jardiance commercial, an overweight man with man boobs can work the copier until the woman (who sings through the commercial) plugs it in. In another ad, a young man is selling a car through his phone; his Grandmother tells him to use Carvana. Later in the ad, the grandmother needs help with a tech problem but tells her grandson she will ask his sister.

ok. and...?

Quote by InkandArt

BDSM is overrated.

Because it's fictional enslavement.

A guy sends a lady a message stating that she needs his dick in her wet hole?

Is that fiction worth anything?

Is that kind of fiction good for a family atmosphere?

One person giving voluntary control to another, via the safety of a safety word?

Then comes the cold wardrobe...

A zipper across the lips is supposed to be sexy I guess?

Yes, BDSM is overrated.

um... most erotica is not intended for sitting around with the family and enjoying. i mean, what are we doing, using it for bedtime stories?

i find it suspect that only women are hired to do tampax ads too.

AWESOME! Seriously, hard earned and well deserved. thanks bunches for being such a wonderful contributor to the site.

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And your virtue signals bore me. Maybe if you weren't such a dumbass it wouldn't take you so many posts to figure it out.

you've chosen to play the part of asshole and troll here so really, your opinion means less than nothing to me. and i figured it out immediately. i just chose to let everyone else drink in what an asshole you are before disengaging.

Quote by Magical_felix

They hit you with the propaganda first... We are in the first step. They want you to not even see American men and how they are the most persecuted people on the entire planet so that it's easily accepted and cheered on when they are wiped out.

your satire bores me. maybe ya'll weren't such assholes i'd care more.