About a year ago we were having some friends over for dinner and a movie night at our house. As usual, Red was naked getting things ready in the house. They were going to arrive in about ten minutes and I jokingly told Red that maybe she should at least put on an apron for when they arrive. She went to the pantry, found an apron, and put it on. We both laughed and continued to get dinner ready. Ten minutes goes fast and o...