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I have to agree with intothenight, it's the coffee cup, into which goes the liquid sanity.
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sluttykitty85
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 38
United States
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Agree
"Saving yourself" for marriage does not make sense.
"Saving yourself" for marriage does not make sense.
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A WOMAN’S PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
I couldn't resist...
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
I couldn't resist...
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Your score is: 25
What does your score mean?
Do you even have a nervous system? It doesn’t matter how loud the bang or creak is as you’re trying to nod off – you don’t even flinch. Even if you’ve just watched the scariest movie of all time, you know it’s just Hollywood at its best and that it’s over as soon as you turn it off. In other words, you’re as cool as a black cat when it comes to scary stuff – it takes a lot more than a haunted house or a dark, spooky night to make you jump. Although it would be really boring watching a horror movie with you, you’re definitely someone we’d want by our side when things go bump in the night!
What does your score mean?
Do you even have a nervous system? It doesn’t matter how loud the bang or creak is as you’re trying to nod off – you don’t even flinch. Even if you’ve just watched the scariest movie of all time, you know it’s just Hollywood at its best and that it’s over as soon as you turn it off. In other words, you’re as cool as a black cat when it comes to scary stuff – it takes a lot more than a haunted house or a dark, spooky night to make you jump. Although it would be really boring watching a horror movie with you, you’re definitely someone we’d want by our side when things go bump in the night!
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Guilty
Ever have one of those "Too Much of a Good Thing!!!" moments?
Ever have one of those "Too Much of a Good Thing!!!" moments?
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Agree, Absolutely, Most Definitely Agree...
There are times when you'd just as soon sink into a hot bubble bath as opposed to sex, however hot.
There are times when you'd just as soon sink into a hot bubble bath as opposed to sex, however hot.
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What is what I call my latest toy closet addition?
The Lower 48
The Lower 48
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1. When I was a kid, I thought tums were candy
2. I do not like hallways
3. I am both terrified and fascinated by spiders
4. I have a pet parrot named Raffiki.
5. I do not have any tattoos or piercings other than my ears.
6. I didn't know what a widget was until last week (apparently someone threw out the term "icon" and didn't tell me)
7. Never watched Glee, American Idol or any of the so called Reality shows out there.
8. Love Mexican food!
9. I have seen every John Wayne movie ever made.
10. I'd rather curl up at home with a good book (if the husband isn't home) than go out clubbing.
2. I do not like hallways
3. I am both terrified and fascinated by spiders
4. I have a pet parrot named Raffiki.
5. I do not have any tattoos or piercings other than my ears.
6. I didn't know what a widget was until last week (apparently someone threw out the term "icon" and didn't tell me)
7. Never watched Glee, American Idol or any of the so called Reality shows out there.
8. Love Mexican food!
9. I have seen every John Wayne movie ever made.
10. I'd rather curl up at home with a good book (if the husband isn't home) than go out clubbing.
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What is what Cinderella calls her glass dildo?
White noise
White noise
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What is what hap drinks in secret with little umbrellas while wearing his loincloth?
parting
parting
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Wow! We should find this man and send him a dirty wife starter kit or something
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And there it is, my morning Lush smile. Thanks for sharing!