What is the unfortunate condition known as phallaphobia?
loin cloths ;)
Guilty
Ever had to explain masturbation to someone?
Oh, decisions decisions..........fuck ;)
I'd wake you up lol, definitely fuck
Innocent lol
ever looked at a picture of yourself and knew exactly what year it was taken just by what you were wearing?
What is what hap would love to see kitty do with those four inches?
laces
I have a Droid X2, useful, but it has the tendency to be a pain in the ass at times.
What is the name of one of my toy kits?
4 inches
the kitty's under the puppy.....fuck
Sexy svelte author with the great cottage up on the cliff overlooking the sea.
I can accept your baggage ( I think most of us have been there at least once)
I wish I wasn't so analytical all the time.
Good old fashioned southern sweet tea
What else..............GQ!
Turn her around to see the face that goes with that delicious rear.
I can accept your baggage
I am a cynic who would love to be an optimist but knows it just won't work.
Ask her where she got her jacket
Granted but you run out of uses for it (?)
I wish for a vacation in South Africa (great white cage diving!!)
Fuck - I could use a new toy ;)
Granted but something goes wrong and you are never able to take her out again.
I wish I could loosen up more often.