So, I found myself on the wrong side of the law. I had been convicted of a crime and would be spending 5 years in a maximum security prison. I got off the transport bus and was transported to a search room. I was told to take my clothes off completely.  I noticed there were two inmates in the holding cell next to me. One was male and one was female. Both were in orange two-piece uniforms and barefoot.As I started to strip...