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yesssssss sassy im 337 now. Thank you all for the bday wishes.
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singlefireman
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
0 miles · Texas
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yea i would date a pornstar. i dated a striper so its not too far to date a pornstar.
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hope you recover quickly lynn and remember that all of us will be here to help you out when and if you want it.
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Thank you for your assistance in posting those pics people. I just hafta finger out how to take screenshots on the pc and i will be able to get a few more i think.
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another acronym in there
LGBNAF- Lets Get Buck Naked And Fuck
LGBNAF- Lets Get Buck Naked And Fuck
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I havent been able to figure out how to take a picture of what i saw but for those of you that like to see celebrities naked i have seen 2 movies that reveal some actresses charms.
the movie Havoc
shows both Anne Hathaway's chest at 5 mins, 45 mins, and 1 hr approx. (movie is 1 hr 25 mins long)
and Channing Tatum's chest at about 1 hr 5 mins.
the movie Powder Blue
shows Jessica Biel's chest but not sure on the time (halfway or later in the movie).
Hope some of you find this of intrest.
the movie Havoc
shows both Anne Hathaway's chest at 5 mins, 45 mins, and 1 hr approx. (movie is 1 hr 25 mins long)
and Channing Tatum's chest at about 1 hr 5 mins.
the movie Powder Blue
shows Jessica Biel's chest but not sure on the time (halfway or later in the movie).
Hope some of you find this of intrest.
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well i guess i have earned my horns since my fine is 815.60. Now we only count each transgression only once not multiple for the same offense. Cause my calculator wont go that high if we havta count each instance.
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I prefer mine in the medium to small range, but that is only personal preferance. Size dont really matter as long as im attracted to her in other ways.
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i can cum anywhere she likes. Dont have a fav. But i have found out if i cum on her its a bit easier for me to go for a 2nd round. and the 2nd one is almost always inside of her.
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I have a collection going back to 91 if you want them ero. All playboys with a few other mags mixed in there.
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My girl can squirt if properly inticed. Took us about 6 months of trying to get her to do that. Now it happens quite regularly, ususally 2x in a row. The amount depends on how stimulated she is, but usually a decent amount. She not close to Cthyeria's league. From the women i have know in my life i have had about 8 squirters total. Only one has Cthyeria's volume, but she dont have her projection.
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Fuck is acutually a abbrevation from what i have been told. It is a naval term, back when from the time of wooden ships and iron men. F.U.C.K. showed up in the captians log books.
F = For
U = Unnatural
C = Carnal
K = Knowledge
And that was put in there because of the Captain's Mast (disiplinary action) that most generally was a flogging.
Just a bit of a history lesson.
F = For
U = Unnatural
C = Carnal
K = Knowledge
And that was put in there because of the Captain's Mast (disiplinary action) that most generally was a flogging.
Just a bit of a history lesson.
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it was a baby girl
7 lbs, 3oz. 20 lbs
dishwater blonde hair with natural highlights
her name is Bethany Jolene
7 lbs, 3oz. 20 lbs
dishwater blonde hair with natural highlights
her name is Bethany Jolene
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Being swingers other peeps have seen us both nude and doing things with each other as well as with other people. We only do same room currently except with our one regular friend. But even then she is nude around the house just as much as we are. i wouldnt have a problem with anyone seeing her naked or me for that that matter. And posing for someone as a art subject to me would also be very flattering.
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Honestly i prefer smaller like a B or C cup. But any boobs are nice, my preferance leans towards smaller ones. My brothers on the other hand both like big chests.
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I have been doing that to a lesser degree with my gf. she due here in like 2 weeks. yes i will admit i have been a little overprotective, but only in the last 2 months when it has become difficult for her to do things. i am also very protective of my twin sons, and her daughter as well. i know exactly what it will be like when the baby is born. It will get worse lol. the drill sgt in me coming out again. LOL. Enjoy it Castle it wont last forever.
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Giving
where do you want his cum?
ass, pussy, mouth or body?
where do you want his cum?
ass, pussy, mouth or body?
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Your score is: 0
What does your score mean?
Your results show that you seem to be levelheaded in love and don't get obsessed when rejected by the object of your affection. You are generally able to just let it go and move on, and don't bother pursuing the matter any further. (This, of course, is assuming that someone has actually given you the boot at one point. If not, the real test is yet to come!) You accept the fact that love sometimes comes to a tragic end, and wouldn't want to have to convince anyone to stay by your side. You still may feel sad or hurt when a love affair goes wrong (who doesn't?) but you try not to let it consume you. There are, after all, plenty of fish in the sea!
What does your score mean?
Your results show that you seem to be levelheaded in love and don't get obsessed when rejected by the object of your affection. You are generally able to just let it go and move on, and don't bother pursuing the matter any further. (This, of course, is assuming that someone has actually given you the boot at one point. If not, the real test is yet to come!) You accept the fact that love sometimes comes to a tragic end, and wouldn't want to have to convince anyone to stay by your side. You still may feel sad or hurt when a love affair goes wrong (who doesn't?) but you try not to let it consume you. There are, after all, plenty of fish in the sea!
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Hot tub,
at a football game, in the parking lot in a car, or in the stands. during a game of course.
at a football game, in the parking lot in a car, or in the stands. during a game of course.
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Yes rain, the mines on the drive work, and the toe poppers and bouncing bettys around her bedroom window.
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Actually no i never met one til basic. and the i became one. LOL
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Rules of dating a Drill Instructors daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window, behind the rifle scope is mine.
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.
Rule Three:
I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose his compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.
Rule Four:
I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate, when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I will kill you.
Rule Five:
It is usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."
Rule Six:
I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make you cry.
Rule Seven:
As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process that can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?
Rule Eight:
The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there are no parents, policemen, or nuns within eyesight. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka - zipped up to her throat. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which features chain saws are okay. Hockey games are okay. Old folks homes are better.
Rule Nine:
Do not lie to me. On issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe. If I ask you where you are going and with whom, you have one chance to tell me the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. Do not trifle with me.
Rule Ten:
Be afraid. Be very afraid. It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway for a chopper coming in over a rice paddy near Hanoi. When my Agent Orange starts acting up, the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home. As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit your car with both hands in plain sight. Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. The camouflaged face in the window, behind the rifle scope is mine.
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On a Airplane
oral in the bathroom, or hands on the dance floor?
oral in the bathroom, or hands on the dance floor?