THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Greetings----------"How the fuck are you?"
Fraud--------------"I was fucked by the Fangbangers of Whore Island."
Dismay-------------"Oh, fuck it."
Trouble------------"Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression---------"Fuck you!!!"
Disgust------------"Fuck me!!!"
Difficulty---------"I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair------------"Fucked again."
Good Job-----------"Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation---------"Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence--------"He fucks up everything."
Disappointment------"This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence--------"He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal-----------"Why don't you go outside and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure--------"What the fuck is going on?"
Lost---------------"Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief----------"Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation--------"Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness-----------"He's just a fuck-off."
Pain---------------"Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure-----------"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love---------------"Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Surprise-----------"Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration---------"Nice fucking tits!"
Stupid person------"Dumbfuck!"
Hate---------------"You Fuck!"
Condemnation-------"Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment-----"That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand-------"A Royal Fuck."
Ignorant person----"Fuckstick."
Denial-------------"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity---------"I know fuck all about it."
Apathy-------------"Who gives a fuck" or "I don't give a fuck".
Confusion----------"What the fuck just happened?"
Resignation--------"Oh fuck it."
Suspicion----------"Who the fuck are you?"
Panic--------------"Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions---------"Fuck off."
Sex----------------"Let's fuck."
Maternal-----------"Motherfucker."
Incestuous---------"Motherfucker."
Ambiguity----------"I'm not so fucking sure."
Hypocrisy----------"Don't you dare fucking swear at me you fucking fucker."
Refusal------------"Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off---------"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet-----------"Shut the fuck up."
You're right-------"Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation--------"He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness-------"She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence---------"Fuckin' A."
Rage---------------"Motherfucking fangbangers!"
Impressed----------"That was fucking amazing."
Agreement----------"Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord--"Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache--"Go fuck yourself."
Enraged------------"I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance----------"Fuck off, fucker."
Annoyance----------"For fuck's sake."
Pissed off---------"Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness----------"It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Calling someone-----"Oy, fuck face!"
Minors--------------"Fucklings."
Morons--------------"Fucktards."
Completely naked----Butthefucknaked
Thanks-------------"Fuck you very much."
Questioning Authority----"Who the fuck do you think you are?"
Broken down motorcycle----"Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Starting a relationship----"Let's fuck now!"
Bewilderment or Ignorance----"Fucked if I know."
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief----"What the fuck....?"
Oral sex after 30 years of marriage----"Fuck you!" (while passing each other in the hall)
Professional appraisal of mechanical failure----"It's fucked."

Useful Acronymns
These may come in handy when space is at a premium.

FF----------Fucking Fangbangers
DILLIGAF----Does It Look Like I Give A Fuck
FA----------Fuck All
FFS---------For Fuck's Sake
FIIK--------Fucked If I Know
FOAD--------Fuck Off And Die
FUBAR-------Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
GAGF--------Go And Get Fucked
GFY---------Go Fuck Yourself
GTFO--------Get The Fuck Out
HMFIC-------Head Mother Fucker In Charge
LMFAO-------Laughed My Fucking Ass Off
MILF--------Mum (Mom) I'd Like To Fuck
NFI---------No Fucking Idea
NMFP--------Not My Fucking Problem
RTFM--------Read The Fucking Manual
SNAFU-------Situation Normal All Fucked Up
WTF---------What The Fuck

Quote by roccotool
Good lists.

First you fuck, then shit happens.

Quote by Head
Holy shit both lists are fucking great

Quote by verity-smart
Well, ... F*CK IT, ... 'SHIT' ... happens sometimes....