Unbelievable. Even when I recall it, now, it seems so good; it's like it almost didn't happen. A Friday night, I was at home doing my usual stuff. The only unusual thing was that my wife had gone out with her best friend for the evening, so I was home alone. Eventually, they both came back, stone-cold sober, I might add, as they're not really drinkers. That's when things got...interesting. We were all in our mid-thirties....