I put some clothes on and headed downstairs, I knew mom and Aunt Lisa were in the tub so no reason to check upstairs at all. I looked through the living room, dining room, kitchen, and the basement, no Rita, so I went to the last place I saw her, and wouldn’t you know it, she was still there, playing fetch and rolling around with the dog. “There you are Randy, where you been?” “Me? I was upstairs getting raped by the Desp...