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myles69
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154
Australia

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Freezer Surprise.

I can't be bothered to tag leftovers, I scrape them into a bag, throw them into the freezer and forget about them.

When the freezer fills up, or I can't be bothered cooking I reach for a bag. Some nights it's casserole, or dahl (?), of a curry ... but for the second night running it was bloody spag bol!
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Sex is a bit like that board game - Snakes and Ladders: Sometimes its your turn to go down a Snake, other times its your opponent. Sometime you go up the Ladder ... well, you get the idea.

Foreplay is the fun you have playing the game of Sex , the touching, the kissing, the licking, the peanut butter... hey how did that get in?

We all enjoy the game, we're all adults, we know the rules, and NOBODY likes people who cheat!
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Lots of licking, occasional teeth ... and only a small bit of blowing. I know it is called a blow job, I wouldn't make an attractive balloon.
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You wake up in bed and there is rain falling on you ... (a storm lifted the roof off the house during the night, but I was too asleep to hear the gale).
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Know your frustration.

It is coming up to 10pm here in East Coast Oz on Sunday night , just after Lunch in Europe, and East Coast US is just having breakfast ... mind you, here in Oz we are close to Californian time, but they are probably still on Saturday night (lucky devils), back to work in 10 hours time.

Given that a lot of people are online in the evening/night/very early morning ... well, you miss a lot of the comments.
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I was going to the US last year with a couple of disks of "shared" music files and - after hearing about the earlier case - decided to leave them at home. I know my travel insurance wouldn't cover the cost of that court case.
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Never....nope, but I'm Irish, Catholic, old and married.
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Other features not mentioned: Easy to find, colourful (available in red, white etc), can be used for neck exercises (clutch between shoulder and head), durable - it can be dropped from one metre, easy to read number display (small piece of thin cardboard not included). Easy to clean, after those "special phone calls". Doubles as a nut cracker.
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I am given to understand that after three thinks you tend not to care if the meat is burnt anyway.
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Anything that educate or inspires is a good thing. Anybody who thinks they know everything about sex/love is out of date. A couple of years ago, oral sex was frowned on, something that "nice" people didn't do. Now it's regarded as an almost vital part of the love making experience/experiment. As relationships change so do the requirement. Edu-porn is great, like life you need to study, revise and explore... if it makes your love-making more enjoyable, go for it.
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BBQ Rules: It depends on the occasion.

The chance to burn meat - cow, pig, prawn, lamb - should be open to everybody.

The most important thing is NOT who cooks the meat (and the veg, ie corn, etc, and the soya products), but that the meat is cooked properly.

There's nothing worse than half-raw meat on one side, and burnt to a cinder on the other. At most barbies - sausages (aka Mystery Bags) are done after one drink, burgers after two drinks, and steaks after three. Having a designated cook means that it's easy to blame somebody when your guts go crook, to borrow from the venacular.
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Lily Allen's new release - It's Not Me, It's You.

Now there's a woman who know the difference between love, lust and sex.
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Well at least the plane wasn't picking up water to fight a forest fire.