Untie her after a couple hours of sex.
I think eleven, couldn't stop after that.
Not yet, but she did hide the saw for a long time.
By the way, could the women here tell me what makes a woman want to suddenly quit making love to her husband? I just can't understand it.
Yes, I was in the wrong, sorry.
and by the way, thought your girlfriend farting bubbles was damned funny
That's why I posted it, it was fucked up.
My wife and I went to a Christmas party that the company I worked for was having. After the dinner the open bar consisted of three drinks each. My buddies and I kept drinking, me having to be drove home by my wife. When we got home, I was horny and wanted to make love. I was feeling kind of sick from too much to drink but thought that would pass. I went down on her and that sick feeling just kept getting worse. I knew she would be mad if she knew I had drunk enough to make me sick, so I just kept fighting through that feeling. It didn't work and I knew I was going to be sick, I remembered the trash can by my side of the bed and lunged for it just in time. She jumped up, I just knew she must be pissed, and ran into the bathroom. I cleaned myself up in the kitchen and went back to bed, she was still in the bathroom. I just knew the storm was brewing, and like any good husband should do, just lay back down and waited for her to come back and start in on me. She came out, and lay beside me for awhile, the longer she didn't speak the worse I knew it would be. Just when I really thought I should say something, I heard her softly call my name. I said yes honey, and she softly asked if her smell was really that bad. Here was the moment of truth, tell her the truth and have her mad at me, or tell a little white lie and although dishonest help me selfishly get through the night without her being mad. I softly told her, yes honey, but don't worry I'll be alright.
Maybe we should try to see if there is any truth to needing to keep the bride away from eating any wedding cake?