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masturbateforpeace
Over 90 days ago
Male, 38
United Kingdom
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The pre party party mix myself and my friends at uni made the songs are
Ridin' - Chamillionaire
El Capitain- OPM
3 lions Original- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Ghostbusters theme tune (cover by my brothers band Colourhouse)
Last Train Home- Lostprophets
3 Lions 98- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Its Tricky- RUN DMC
You Better Not Waste My Time- N Dubz
Jizz in my pants- the Lonely Island
wonder how many people I have alienated with that list hehe
Ridin' - Chamillionaire
El Capitain- OPM
3 lions Original- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Ghostbusters theme tune (cover by my brothers band Colourhouse)
Last Train Home- Lostprophets
3 Lions 98- Baddiel, Skinner and the Lightning seeds
Its Tricky- RUN DMC
You Better Not Waste My Time- N Dubz
Jizz in my pants- the Lonely Island
wonder how many people I have alienated with that list hehe
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Early on ina relationship before she knows all your embarrassing secrets.
" Do you mind if I go shopping with your Mother/Sister/Female friends" *and you hear the door shut before you reply*
" Do you mind if I go shopping with your Mother/Sister/Female friends" *and you hear the door shut before you reply*
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Laughter, quite simple decision for me. I love to not only hear and make others laugh but more often then not when I meet up with my friends I spend more time catching my breath from being in fits of giggles or we are chuckling about a memory from university. I would not trade those moments or the feeling I got from them for anything in the world.
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Just got an e-mail from my father with a list of possible presents, instead of a few simple to find books or cds, but noooo it is a very strict list of not only exactly which books from a series but also where he wants them bought from... I miss the days when just a home made card with a few words spelt wrong was enough... it was a good christmas last year.
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People who have a go at me because of my weight and diet when they are eating tinned hotdogs, pre made sauces full of oil, fat and salt and go through 2-3 packets of biscuits a week. I take great pride in telling them how much I have lost and even more telling them I have lost weight and gotten drunk on the weekend.
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How I met your Mother-Barney
Criminal Minds-Gideon
Two and a half men-Charlie Harper
Firefly-Malcom 'Mal' Renolds
I know that 2 of these aren't on every week anymore or characters are not in it but they are still my favorites.
Criminal Minds-Gideon
Two and a half men-Charlie Harper
Firefly-Malcom 'Mal' Renolds
I know that 2 of these aren't on every week anymore or characters are not in it but they are still my favorites.
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1. Get a psychological article published in a journal.
2. Travel to Japan, China, Australia and back to Israel.
2. Get married and have children.
3. Learn how to make sushi. (just the simple dishes nothing to complicated)
4. Go on Ready Steady Cook or Master Chef goes large. (2 cookery tv shows in England)
5. Be able to look back on my past years and smile.
2. Travel to Japan, China, Australia and back to Israel.
2. Get married and have children.
3. Learn how to make sushi. (just the simple dishes nothing to complicated)
4. Go on Ready Steady Cook or Master Chef goes large. (2 cookery tv shows in England)
5. Be able to look back on my past years and smile.
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I have the i-phone so lots of apps to pick from, I have 2 favourites one is completely pointless but so much fun it is called i-pity and is quite simply a Mr T quote generator. The second app is more useful, it is called Nimbuzz and has msn, , , facebook and many other messengers all in one app.
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My cumming was foretold much like the other great leaders in history (Woman) but I do not bring war, I bring a fresh tube o lube to Masterbate For Peace!
KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon
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She is really a TRAMP...oh wait its a lie I need to put here..... She has a bigger penis than she has boobs!