Masturbate for Peace

24 Nov 2009

A long while back a friend and I were chatting online and we stumbled across this website. It is brilliantly Hilarious.

Enjoy! and say it proud from now on! "I'm not masturbating a zillion times a week to feel better! I am masturbating for peace!" I do not know about you, but it makes me feel better!

Masturbate for Peace Link

And my favourite bumper sticker (as a sci-fi fan) "I cum in peace"

Enjoy!!!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

25 Nov 2009

lmao Awesome!

Sci-fi fans unite!!

25 Nov 2009

Excellent to funny

25 Nov 2009

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Nov 2009

What was your favourite bumper sticker from the site?

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

25 Nov 2009

Hmmmm sometime this evening I will pick my favorite one and make it hello1

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Nov 2009

Give peace a hand!

25 Nov 2009

*blushing hard*

25 Nov 2009

I make the world a better place, at least once a day, sometimes twice a day.

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Nov 2009

Let's all join hands together.

On second thought, nah.

Wipes my hand on my shirt...

25 Nov 2009

9th Annual Masturbate-A-Thon

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
-------
En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Nov 2009

Woman! Found my favorite bumper sticker, and I'm going to let the funniest rapper say it for me:

In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av.

25 Nov 2009

I will spank it Sam I am...
I will spank it on my cam
I will wank it in my house
I will wank it with a mouse
I will jack it in my car
I will five finger disco near or far
I will wank it on the floor
I will slap it to make peace not war
I will beat it because I can
I will masturbate Sam I am - RoseyLips, Kansas

And I don't think Dr. Suess can compare!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.

6 Dec 2009

My cumming was foretold much like the other great leaders in history (Woman) but I do not bring war, I bring a fresh tube o lube to Masterbate For Peace!

KY is the only petroleum worth fighting for!
Masturbate in groups to bring back our troops
Viagra - the only chemical for your weapon

I love the feel of my-palm in the morning.

6 Dec 2009

*smacks head to palm...

I've created a monster!!!!!!!!!!

Living life and enjoying life are two different things... just need to figure out how to do both at the same time to live it right!

Woman... GO FLY A KITE!!!!! Take a slideshow walk with me on a walk through the parks of Inner Mongolia, China. Then enjoy the tale of a very traditional day in the life of a white Woman in China.