“Honey, you know how you said you wanted to have a double penetration experience?” You bring this up nonchalantly, as if it were something we spoke about on the regular. Your hand moved to rest on top of mine across the table. I looked up from my phone where I had been frantically texting a friend, my brow quirked up in surprise. I slowly set my phone down, my friend all but forgotten. “Yes, I recall this conversation we...