Like furious Valkyrie, the storms rolled in on the eve of the weekend. While neighboring states were pummeled into submission, I was totally unaware, oblivious to the tempest of death that obliterated the central and western portions of my home state. That’s because I was likewise being pummeled into submission. North of us was complete disaster; to the west was utter devastation. The tornadoes rushed southward, leveling...

Oscar Wilde was a wise and witty man. He’s the one that mentioned that women should be loved, not understood. Ironically, that means that he understood women. My boyfriend is like that as well; he both loves and understands women. Most guys will say that they love women, but they actually mean that they love fucking women. Glade loves women, through and through. I love that about him. Mr. Wilde also stated that there are...