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js3091
Over 90 days ago
Male, 32
United States
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Obama asked a blonde, brunette and a redhead how much it would cost to have sex with them,
the blonde replied $200
the brunette replied $100
the redhead replied Mr. President, if you can get my skirt as high as taxes, my panties as low as wages, your dick as hard as times, and keep it up like gas prices then it wont cost you a fucking cent
the blonde replied $200
the brunette replied $100
the redhead replied Mr. President, if you can get my skirt as high as taxes, my panties as low as wages, your dick as hard as times, and keep it up like gas prices then it wont cost you a fucking cent
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ya that is also what i figured chef but like ive had my whole family tell me that i have only been with 6 people some were one night stands and some were relationships but i was just curious as to how many people on lush would be considered "whores" by my family's standards
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one day there was a horse and a chicken on a farm.....well it was pouring down rain and the horse got stuck in the mud and the chicken ran up and got the farmers Harley and pulled the horse out of the mud
well a week later it was raining again and the chicken got stuck in the mud this time the chicken told the horse "hurry go get the farmers Harley" the horse said "no"....the horse stood over the chicken and dropped his dick the chicken grabbed it and the horse pulled him out of the mud
the moral of the story...if your hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks
well a week later it was raining again and the chicken got stuck in the mud this time the chicken told the horse "hurry go get the farmers Harley" the horse said "no"....the horse stood over the chicken and dropped his dick the chicken grabbed it and the horse pulled him out of the mud
the moral of the story...if your hung like a horse you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks